OLYMPIC TORCHURE RELAY TO PASS THRO HYPOCRISY

POT CALLS KETTLE BLACK AS OLYMPIC TORCHURE JOURNEY BEGINS
ALL HUMANS MUST DIE SAYs NOT MAD SCIENTISTS AND INSECT LEADERS
IRAQI ARMY MUST KILL IRAQI PEOPLE SAY BRITISH TROOPS HIDING IN BASRA

Hello shopping slaves of earth, welcome to the fkn newz, Im too little to late here are tonights headlies...
One of the worlds most opressive regimes , and largest military powers has come under pressure to end its clampdown on protest, censure of the media and occupation of a country strategic to her interests, and so has China hahah
What hypocrasy and nonsense the whingeing of western powers is in relation to Chinas occupation and tyrrany in Tibet...like were the good guys ...Heres an Imaginary speech president Blush wont be making from the grassy knoll near the top of the moral high ground just next to the non existant palestinian holocaust memorial ..my Fellow meercats , for years America has led the way when it comes to subverting truth, freedom and democracy around the world ,through our historic support for and military assistance to military dictators in chile, columbia, nicuragua, iran, iraq, vietnam and other countries too numericalouus to speechify all of them, we have been reponsible for more torture , kiling , injustice, undemocratic rule and genocide than any other country since the end of the second world “kill all the young people before they relalise theire slaves” war. Even the countries who have democracy are, elitist , nepotostic, exploitative, money grabbing , rampant capatalist ,planet destroying fuck wits..So you can imagine how hard it is for me to find the words to criticise Chinas invasion, subjucation and tyrrany in Tibet..er so ill let Nacy Pelosi do it instead,.. thank you and may God invest in america. and China especisally when they are hosts to this years Visalympics er Cola games, er the Olymbig Macs ,..Yes protest continued in the mainstream media, their lips smacking with glee in the reporting of shouted protests and the unfurling of banners at the lighting of the Olypic torchure ceremony..do you think maybe back in the fifties when the Chinese were actaully killing hundreds of thousands in a well documented slaughter we could have raised our voices, or maybe when Israel was shelling the civilians of Lebanon our outrage might have peaked, or maybe when The US Europe and Britain were selling gas, guns and bombs to saddam, in Iraq, sidewinders and c4 to the radical muslim extremists in afaghanistan, maybe that would have been a good time to protest , oooh I dont know deek Im much more comfortable being led by the nose by corporate media , I like to know when Im supposed to be outraged and what I am allowed to protest about you know, I wouldnt want to have a mind or an opinion of my own you know.... Fuk the weak mumblings of our complicit fascist governments ,.Whats so worthy about the olypics anyway , isnt it a competition to find the best killers, started by the warring empire of greece to celebrate their supremacy over other weaker nations , fuk the olypics, I dont care if their held by kim ill sung in a concentraton camp sponsored by jack the ripper , fuck javelin throwing winners and losers , ..lets have an alternative olympics, in baghdad with some new events like the ethnic division suicide bombing, waterboard endurance, and spot the Fake intelligence on Iran...the British would field strong competitors in events such as , brown nosing without swallowing to much shit and hiding in our base till the troubles over...The french would no doubt win some medals in the top poodles of bush or is it too late to kill some arabs competitions .... more on that story later
One of the worlds least crazy scientists has stated that some day all humans must die, its invetable he said, our planet is doomed and theres nothing we can do about it. Professor Lovelock points out that all life along with humans will perish when the sun expands and temperatures on earth make life impossible. Mean while the prospects for humans in the near future are not that great..the Earth is a living, self-regulating system, by filling its atmosphere with CO2 we have destroyed the balance and overheated the planet." We face a ruthless period of natural selection."I reckon there’s 80 per cent more people than the world can carry, A billion is about the right number of people for the Earth. We are nearly seven billion. It would be hubris to think humans as they now are God's chosen race." In a related story more crazy scientists in antartica say A chunk of ice the size of Manhattan has started to break away from Antarctica.The Wilkins Ice Shelf has been stable for most of the last century, but began retreating in the 1990s. Six ice shelves in the same part of the continent have already been lost, says the British Antarctic Survey (BAS). Professor David Vaughan of BAS said: "Wilkins is the largest ice shelf on the Antarctic Peninsula yet to be threatened."I didn't expect to see things happen this quickly. The ice shelf is hanging by a thread - we'll know in the next few days or weeks what its fate will be." Other Mad scientists say it heightens concerns over the impact of climate change on this part of Antarctica but nobody should believe this or any other evidence , and shopping should continue as normal for the benefit of our glorious planet consuming people exploiting economy, creating wealth for a handfull of people and distracting others fro their one and only life on earth..
After 3 days of fighting in Iraqs southern capital Basra, Isurgents have reported that british troops have been no help at all, to the Government forces fighting for control of the streets and the city itself, a spokesperson for the british forces hiding in their base didnt tell us, “its no good us killing Iraqis any more , the Iraqis must kill the Iraqis, its our strategy of divide and conquer you know,works bloody well in most cases , figure out who hates who give guns to both sides and let the killing commence , you know Id be surprided if America wasnt behind a good many suicide bombs on shia and sunni areas of baghdad, its such a bloody good ruse haw haw ahw ..In an exlusive interview for FKN Newz mUchtada alsadr explains why his malicia are fighting , Whats to explain you fukkers invaded our country, calling us insurgents is like calling tibetan monks terorists, you make me lagh your scizophrenic in your reporting of world events , these people are terorists but these people are protestors, freedom fighters when we like them terorist guerillas when you dont , the people of your nations must dumb fucks, if they believe any of the rubbish you tell them..In other peacefull developments across the mostly peacfull country, which is now closer to peace than it has ever been since America invaded , er liberated it, Thousands of Sadr supporters gathered in Baghdad's Sadr City, a vast Shia-dominated suburb, to demand Mr Maliki's resignation over the military operation, Baghdad's fortified Green Zone was again hit by several rounds of rockets, causing a fire, Iraqi police in Kut said dozens of people were killed in clashes on Thursday between Iraqi and US forces, and Shia militiamen, There have also been clashes through the night and the early morning in the towns of Hilla and Diwaniya, on Wednesday in Hilla a US military air raid caused a number of civilian casualties..peacefully of course

Killing For Victory - Dying for Peace

IRAQIS CELEBRATE 5 YEARS OF ROBBERY MURDER AND LIES
TIBETANS CELEBRATE 60 YEARS OF GENOCIDE AND TYRANNY
THE UK CELEBRATES SECURITY THREATS AND FAKE ECONOMY

Hello bacterial hosts welcome to the FKN Newz , Im lovely biscuits here are tonight's headlies...
Iraqis celebrate the 5th anniversary of their liberation and disarming of their weapons of mass destruction. So says a statement from the Imaginary Iraqi ministry of make believe. We join our news speak corespondent - Brian - liar for the state - Robinson, live in the green zone of Baghdad for a special report on the celebrations and president Bush's victory speech. Hello Lovely, 5 years on from the glorious liberation of oil wealth er I mean Iraq, and everything is great here in the Green Zone , The statement from Mohammed puppet government -can I have another cheque please anything foradalla. goes on not to say -- we are so happy the Americans chose to invade our country, steal our oil and kill so many of us. Were so lucky the rest of the world stood by and did nothing , choosing to believe that incredible story about us having weapons of mass destruction, even after 10 years of the greatest military power on earth bombing us at will, destroying every target of any military value whatsoever, Its easy to see how you could believe that er ha well maybe not...still thank you anyway you have made so many of our lives so much shorter .... Many ordinary Iraqis are corrupt er happy as well er anyway we asked one of them if they wanted some money to say nice things about the war and they did...Thank you america, for bringing sadamm to power in the first place with the CIA backed coup, for giving him all the guns and bombs to wage war on Iran, who you hated for deposing your Iranian puppet government under the Shah back in 1976, For standing by Sadamm when he gassed the kurds and committed genocide on the marsh people of the south , thank you , for continuing to do business with him while he tortured and killed us , for bombing us back to the stone age for ten years between wars, for your invasion that took power from the western style military industrial dictator and gave it to fundamentalist religious leaders forcing us to live under sharia law and the tyranny of zany voodoo beliefs..thank you so much...please I must go now... President Bush emphasised the successes of the war and its wider success in the war on error .not saying Overthrowing Sadamm Hussein was "the right decision" the world is a more dangerous and expensive place because the US has acted. I dismiss underestimates " of the war's price tag."The costs are huge and necessary when we consider the amount of money me and my chronies are making huhuhu, me and the other real terrorists who murder the innocent in the streets of Baghdad, want to murder you in the the streets of America and Defeating the enemy in Iraq will make it more likely we will be able to defeat you here at home,,huhuh “god fuck America huhuhu - Nobel-prize winning economist Joseph Stiglitz calculates the war cost $3 trillion so far. As the fifth year of the war draws to a close running expenses for 2008 are projected to exceed $16 billion a month for Iraq and Afghanistan hooo whee . government officials frequently talk about the lives of our soldiers as priceless. But from a cost perspective, these “priceless” lives show up on the Pentagon ledger simply as $500,000 - the amount paid out to survivors in death benefits and life insurance. by contrast the 650,000 dead Iraqis haven't cost a bean hahahahahah....praise our lord, but fuck yours hahah.
Tibetans are celebrating 60 years of communist rule by the biggest dictatorship on earth , monks in Lhasa marking the anniversary of Chinese rule have held a week of riots and clashes with security forces to commemorate the events, Protests er I mean celebrations by ethnic Tibetans have been reported in at least 25 places in Tibet and neighbouring provinces in western China,China has admitted for the first time that Pro-Beijing celebrations have spread outside the Tibetan Autonomous Region, as happiness is ratcheted up, Chinese news agency reported 24 people had partied themselves to death after festivities in the Tibetan city of Lhasa, and 170 revellers had surrendered er volunteered to help tidy up some prison cells. Hundreds of troops have been seen pouring into Tibetan areas to join the party. The authorities have placed strict limits on Western journalists trying to report on the fun and Chinese and Tibetan sources have given very different accounts of the celebrations and there reason, Chinese news agencies did not say , these monks and other party gores' are so enthusiastic about chinese rule they cannot contain themselves or their happiness, we have always ruled Tibet, even before 1950 when the People invited us to invade and destroy 10,000 years of their culture. No one must boycott the olympics or any of our corporate sponsors as a result of our obvious fascism and tyranny, to do so would be a form of economic terrorism, your government will soon be compelled to prevent , thank you ..more on that story later.
In the UK Gordon brown has not made this speech on national security listing the threats facing the UK , urr In the coming years britain must face the challenges of new and emerging threats they are ,,urr freedom of speech , people simply voicing their opinions will become increasingly dangerous to Britain and her economic partners especially in relation to the un elected dictators of Saudi Arabia and China..Climate change some people have not swallowed all the shit about how its their fault their planets fucked and may not pay the green taxes we've got lined up for you peasant fukkers er I mean shit consumers, terrorism ..there is no telling how many more fake terror attacks Israel America and others will foist upon us in the coming years, we should all be ready to suspend our powers of critical thinking at any time to cope with these eventualities..Pestilence and plague vast sums of money can be made from people either afraid of disease or infected with a disease for this reason britain should be ready to buy more bird flu , rabbit fever or bogey man antidote in case large pharmaceutical companies need more of our money...And finally economic terorism Today as the bank of England pumps another 11 billion into the economy and shares in HBOS slump on the back of rumours about its solvency it is perhaps more important than ever to stress that , propping up our fake economy, by printing more money when we need it, is our no one priority , when it is prudent I plan to bring legislation to the house , making it compulsory to shop and ensuring a supply of debt to the landless peasant fucks , this will ensure stability for the few wealthy banking families that rule over us all with no trouble at all. Breaking news on that bank of england story this statement has just been imagined by The Governor of the Bank of England Peasants of Britain In these difficult times I urge you on behalf of our made up money supply , Shop for your lives, spend for victory , Die in debt...
thanks now the weather ..increased military spending , economic uncertainty, religious extremism, and moral ambiguity

have a nice weekend

NO WAR IN IRAN SAY WARMONGERING WARMONGERS

No war with Iran say warring warmongering warmongers from Wartime HQ
World banking conspiracy er I mean co-operation to print more debt I mean money
New sins announced by medieval voodoo organisation headed by former nazi  hrg
In The UK Oath to the queen and treason law reform for land less peasant fuks  
hello landless peasant fuks ,welcome to the fkn newz im naughty but nice , here are tonights headlies...
The White House said yesterday that "there is no one" inside the US government who wants war with Iran (going on not to say - actually there are lots of us ) "There's no "one" in the administration who is suggesting anything other than a diplomatic approach to Iran," spokeswoman Dana Perino said a day after the commander of US forces in the Middle East resigned. going on not to say  "it's nonsense" to say that Admiral William Fallon  stood in the way of president bush attacking Iran , after all President Bush is a man who invaded Iraq pre-emptively based on walt disney stories about WMD, in a country we spent 10 years bombing into ever smaller pieces, this is a man who after 9/11 Invaded the country where none of the alleged Hijackers came from , to say that his administration would be prevented from more attacks by one belligerent officer was a bigger stretch of credulity than calling america leader of the free world..."The unofficial explanation for his resignation is that there was a damaging "perception problem" between Fallon and the White House.  people think Fallon is an intelligent reasonable public servant and the Bush administration are greedy corporate warmongering fascist insane ranting religious megalomaniacs. It was an open secret in US military circles that the admiral disagreed with the Bush administration's strategy in the Middle East. Fallon had this to say last autumn on Iran  "This constant drumbeat of conflict is not helpful or useful. I expect that there will be no war, and that is what we ought to be working for." The White House is at pains to argue that the military option with regard to Iran remains "on the table", we don't want to use it we just like looking at it said an imaginary representative of the military industrial complex. ooh look at that military option all shiny and oozing taxpayer s money for our murderous profiteering ooh , do you think it looks better on he table or should we put it on the wall, maybe we could get it made into cufflinks mmm I like that ..military option cufflinks...araaargghh 

Stock markets jumped around the world after the Federal Reserve, European Central Bank, the Bank of England and other central banking families announced a pumping of debt er cash into the markets. The auction of funds – followed similar moves in December and January – A non existent spokesperson for the few wealthy banking families that rule over us all with no trouble at all, said ...you want money we've got loads' money , were rolling in it , I could carpet the fucking world in money hahahahah...its just paper you  fucking morons , we've got a machine called a “printing press” that makes the stuff all day ,..hahahahha..thing is  its worthless until your puppet governments enforce its use , luckily for us we own all your leaders hahahah, so they have all agreed to “buy “ our bits of paper and pay even more than it says its worth on the fucking notes...we call that bit the “ interest”  instead of  slave tax or  robbery margin hohahaha its brilliant really ..and it gets better ..most people don't care that the whole thing  is a rip off and actually sell us their future to get more of these worthless bits of paper, a process called getting into debt ..actually the whole thing is just a scam to distract you from your slavery and dispossession of the land , a bit like the great wall of china, not built to stop an invasion , but to keep the peasants so busy they never stop to wonder why the emperor and his chronies are in charge ..so don't worry about the money it'll never run out, we can go on printing it forever .. now you can all go back to paying your debts and shopping ,  forget you ever saw me woo wow oo more on that story later ..

Pope benedict the turd er I mean 16th  - A former member of the Nazi party , now head of a large organisation of irrational, superstitious, property tycoons, reckoned for child molesting, the destruction  of ancient civilisations, the obstruction of scientific knowledge and a succession of religious crusades..has announced a list of new sins..they are - environmental pollution - yea lest ye have offset  the carbon by  buying the pollution sins of a 3rd world country 
genetic manipulation - lest it be to breed a young boy with a third anus who can sing in the soprano range..accumulating excessive wealth - for ye must not ever be as rich or even come close to the riches of our catholic church the single most wealthy entity on earth, inflicting poverty - yeah lest ye be a church whose congregation is the poorest on earth , whilst ye be the richest entity then ye shall be forgiven and  hallowed shall thy investments in china and haliburton be..drug trafficking and consumption..lest it be the wine representing the body of christ or the beer representing the domestic abuse and murder committed by drunken men on a daily basis..or the buck fast made by our monks in the uk so beloved of the underage drinker  stamping on your head in a drunken violent rampage. 
morally debatable experiments - lest they be in search of the aforementioned soprano anus..and violation of fundamental rights of human nature - the right to gravity being among them and also the right  be infected with aids or have the baby of your rapist Ada men.
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In the UK Treason trials could return to Britain if the Government accepts a recommendation by Lord Goldsmith in his citizenship review. which does not  includes plans for The creation of a new National Citizens’ Corps, whose members would provide stalinist dogma er I mean advice to others on training and development for citizenship in correct thinking and thinking correctly .
Fascist , I mean Special US-style allegiance ceremonies to be staged for school children, to increase national identity and worship of our beloved leader. Lord Goldsmith recommended holding them in landmark buildings such as the Tattoo Britain, the National Gallery and Edinburgh Castle but didn't say he supported pupils wearing an obedience collar that gave them small electric shocks if they forgot the words to the oath. He wants the 14th-century treason law clarified so that "levying war against the sovereign in his realm" would apply to anyone on earth "We don't expect citizens of earth to be assisting our enemies," long live the queen and the controlling influence of her sex hormones on the hive fink bla bal ..I have no objection to swearing an oath at the queen and in the interest of a stimulating public debate we at FKN newz would like to offer our own specially written oath for consideration 
I ..insert name..wish the queen would fuck off  along with her entire family of fascist leech like fukkers,and  I swear to oppose and protest  her rule, symbolic or otherwise, and the rule of her offspring as long as there is breath in my body..your majesty
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NEW WORLD DISORDER SOONER OR ER LATER

New world order delayed by credit crunch say beefy wankers er wealthy bankers
Holocaust in Gazza, but nothing like the Jewish one says camp commandant
In the UK new Identity passport cards for babies embryos fetus and Students

Hello catatonic cattle people, welcome to the FKN Newz Im Tongue in cheek
here are tonights top stories...

The much anticipated New world order has been delayed by instability in world financial markets, the credit crunch and ,some commentators say, infighting and idecision amonst the few wealthy banking families that rule over us all with no trouble at all..In a much anticipated announcement by Ordo Nullus Mundi , president of the world and spokesperson for the NWO , a new timetable for global domination, one world government, population reduction and the unifying religion of all shopping oneness was presented to the world. heres Ordono Mundi from the headquarters of the New world order somewhere in Patagonia...People of earth many of you have been expecting the NWO for some time now and believe me we want to give it to you , it had been hoped that by now many of you would be dead and the rest rounded up , microchipped and reeducated into the new streamlined religion of all oneness and shopping paradise.. However rising awareness of our evil intentions and a lack of borrowing by the debt cows of the western world means we have delayed the launch of the NWO brand untill 2012. From now untill then, we will continue brainwashing you with fake terror, news about shopping, and rumours about planet x, the mayan calendar and shapeshifting aliens . This will keep you distracted while we get you and your countries into more debt with our glorious wankers er I mean bankers and line some smuck up as a patsy to start a nuclear war..untill then If you could all please suspend your powers of critical thinking , keep buying shit you dont need and help us prepare for your eternal economic slavery that would be great. Remember above all else, consumers live in debt and exist to shop... without your complicity in this great evil enterpise we are powerless to fuk you , long live the 4th riech of shopping , er I mean the new world order, all hail our glorious banking family rulers at 16.9 & apr, subject to status , conditions apply , remember your planet is at risk if you do not keep up payments on it or a loan secured against it. zieg hile er I mean Interest rates..fink slobber ..Some commentators have pointed to the emergence of India Russia and china as economic and military powers and suggested that negotaition between these players and the masonic illuminati hapzburg billdergerger, do you wanna be in my gang my gang my gang, fascist nazi bully boy thugs, may delay the onslaught of one world governmnet and elite rule over all. more on that story later ...

In the area of the planet designated as Israel by internationally agreed treaties, deputy defence minister Matan Vilnai threatened a “holocaust” against Gaza if Palestinian militants stepped-up their rocket fire against Israel, Deputy Minister Matan Vilnai said:
“The more Qassam (rocket) fire intensifies and the rockets reach a longer range, they (the Palestinians) will bring upon themselves a bigger holocaust because we will use all our might to defend ourselves.” Going on not to say ..Of course it will be nothing like the one perpetrated by the nazis on the european jews in the second world war , the palestinians will not have their land and property taken from them, their businesses will not be closed down , they will not be segregated into ethnic enclaves, they will not be rounded up and herded into ever smaller living spaces, they will not be have their supplies of water , food , medical assistance cut off, they will not be treated as second class humans, they will not have a much larger superior military force kill their women and children and other innocent civilians, they will not be subject to torture and imprinsonment without trial, they will not be deprived of the right to elect their own leaders, they will not be forced to carry identification at all times or risk punishment or imprisonment , they will not be walled into ghettos where theire movements are controlled and their entire population made to suffer for the supposed crimes of a few....er ok mmm ok well maybe that sounds a bit like the same thing , but once upon a time we suffered these things so of course we are allowed to do it to other humans now, i mean any reasonable person can see the logic of our argument, the killing and torture we do is ok because once upon a time our ancestors were killed and tortured you see its all perfectly fair..

In the UK home secretary Jaqui smith has announced a rethink of its identity scheme.The introduction of the new passports will be delayed from 2010 to 2012, to coincide with the introduction of the New world order .Ms Smith told BBC Radio 4's Today programme she wanted to "speed up" up the introduction of the cards by making them compulsory for some groups at an earlier stage. Non-EU nationals will be issued with compulsory ID cards this year, airport baggage handlers and people in other sensitive security roles will get them from 2009, with students to get them from 2010 from which time it will also be compulsory for the unborn to have biometric pasports or identity cards , unfertilised eggs will be except untill 2012, but embyos and the fetus of pregnant women must be able to prove who they are as soon as possible.."We need to be clear that the technology is there and, of course, Parliament would have the final decision as to whether or not, and when, entry on the identity register became compulsory for male sperm and unfertilised eggs." Ms Smith went on not to say. " there are big advantages to making the population as afraid and cowed as possible, ID cards will allow us to enforse our police state more easily . The government claims identity cards will boost security, tackle identity fraud and prevent illegal immigration, however security experts have pointed out that those convicted of terrorism in recent years were never involved with identity fraud, and none of these measures will stop credit card fraud or prevent immigrants from entering the country. A Civil liberties spokesperson opposed the ID card said "Whether you volunteer or are coerced onto the ID database, there's no way back. You'll be monitored for life. That's why the government is targeting students and young people, to get them on before they realise what's happening," Shortly after this he was bundled into the back of a car , shot in the head and dumped in the river thames .. I for one have nothing to hide and nothing to fear from revealing my identity to the state, I am the walruss cookoocachoo, I am corn holy oh, are you threateneing me , I am the man who ate the boiled hame raw, I am spartacus , no Iam spartacus..

thanks now the weather..gathering clouds of war, some low flying spyplanes, and a period of unsettled behavior, clearing up as opression and tyrrany take hold over the next couple of years ..have a nice weekend

ISRAELI CHILD KILLERS DONT BOTHER US - MOOOWHAHA

Israel kills lots of innocent men women and children but nobody gives a fuck about that
Prince Harry whos not a bastard fullfills psyco fascist killer ambitions in Afghanistan
President Bush urges congress to reinstate sinister wiretap laws or else

Hello landless peasant fucks, welcome to the fkn newz, Im vaguely moist
here are tonights headlies....

Four Palestinian children have been killed in an Israeli air strike in the northern Gaza Strip,The boys were playing near a refugee camp. The Israeli army said that there attack was a response to a rocket fired by Hamas that killed an Israeli student near Sderot, Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert said "terrorists" in the territory would pay a very heavy price for the attacks. Going on not to say “we can kill as many of these sand peasants as we like nobody gives a fuck , hahahah, weve been bombing and blowing children up in palestine for years and the rest of the world isnt bothered at all, we dont even bother making excuses any more, we just kill the little fukkers any time we like hahahah.....The US Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice, said that the Palestinian rocket attacks "need to stop" but did not go on to say “ Israel on the other hand can kill many more innocent men women and children as it likes , and we will never complian because were complicit fascist pscyco killers..An imaginary Israeli army spokeswoman told the AFP news agency it had launched "several strikes that targeted and hit rocket-launching children " in the area, she went on to say , Hamas have been modifying children to launch rockets from hatches in their heads, or from specially designed rocket footballs and training shoes...One of Hamas's rockets did kill an Israeli student last week .Although the fatality was the first caused by rocket fire in nine months, In that time, more than 200 Palestinians have been killed by the Israeli military.
But who gives a fuck about them , we love the Israelis , they are lovlely people, land stealing genocidal serial killers with a bizzare religious belief that they are gods chosen people and every one who isnt jewish is a subhuman fit only to serve them or die. just the kind of people you want to have 200 nuclear warheads and a 21st century arsenal of uberweapons supplied by the united states of fuck you ....more on that story later

Prince Harry whos not a bastard , whos mother was not an whingeing adulteress , who had more cock than a parisien crack whore..has fullfilled his ambition to travel to far away lands meet strange and exotic people and kill them for fun hahahah..
Harry, 23, who is third in line to the throne, has spent the last 10 weeks serving in Helmand Province.The prince joked about his nickname "aristocratic wanker playing soldier boy", but said: "I finally get the chance to do the killing that I want to do." The deployment was subject to a news blackout deal, which broke down after the establishment decided hed been there long enough. Prime Minister Gordon Brown said Prince Harry had been an "exemplary solider".going on not to say
"The whole of Britain will be wishing he gets shot in the head for being such a gung ho cunt ," "I want to thank Prince Harry and all of our service personnel for killing foreighners and making it possible for american oil companies to build their pieline in afghanistan." Prince Harry is acting as a tactical air controller - calling up allied air cover in support of ground forces. He also goes out on foot patrols, hoping to kill something more challenging than a rare woodpigeon or a palace footman...The deployment comes after the prince's planned tour to Iraq last year had to be cancelled not because he was shitting himself about facing real danger ..Speaking ahead of this tour, Harry spoke of his relief over the mission.
Not saying " Its great to get the chance to actually kill people , thats what I wanted to do ever since I joined really." The queen was unavailable for comment but we can imagine her wafting her sex hormones off the balcony at buckingham palce to keep controll of the hive while her army slaughter people far away..your majesty.

In america President George W Bush has urged the passing of a bill that would retroactively shield firms which helped the government spy on its own people He called on the House of Representatives to approve the fascist totalitarian state law, allowing warrantless tapping of phone calls and e-mails of everyone and anyone untill we rule the world and you cant stop us moohahahah...Im sorry he didnt say that at all I just got a bit carried away...The House of Representatives allowed the law to expire this month after refusing to rubber stamp a Senate bill that would give telecommunication firms immunity from lawsuits. The legislation allowed government spying on foreign telephone calls and electronic correspondence without court permission. Mr Bush told the White House on Tuesday "a dangerous intelligence gap had opened up , it was now a vast chasm of stupidity and dumbness almost big enough for an idiot like him to fall into , failure to make me appear less stupid will aide our enemies ..

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The planets fucked its your fault and its getting worse
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