ISRAELI CHILD KILLERS DONT BOTHER US - MOOOWHAHA

Israel kills lots of innocent men women and children but nobody gives a fuck about that
Prince Harry whos not a bastard fullfills psyco fascist killer ambitions in Afghanistan
President Bush urges congress to reinstate sinister wiretap laws or else

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Four Palestinian children have been killed in an Israeli air strike in the northern Gaza Strip,The boys were playing near a refugee camp. The Israeli army said that there attack was a response to a rocket fired by Hamas that killed an Israeli student near Sderot, Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert said "terrorists" in the territory would pay a very heavy price for the attacks. Going on not to say “we can kill as many of these sand peasants as we like nobody gives a fuck , hahahah, weve been bombing and blowing children up in palestine for years and the rest of the world isnt bothered at all, we dont even bother making excuses any more, we just kill the little fukkers any time we like hahahah.....The US Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice, said that the Palestinian rocket attacks "need to stop" but did not go on to say “ Israel on the other hand can kill many more innocent men women and children as it likes , and we will never complian because were complicit fascist pscyco killers..An imaginary Israeli army spokeswoman told the AFP news agency it had launched "several strikes that targeted and hit rocket-launching children " in the area, she went on to say , Hamas have been modifying children to launch rockets from hatches in their heads, or from specially designed rocket footballs and training shoes...One of Hamas's rockets did kill an Israeli student last week .Although the fatality was the first caused by rocket fire in nine months, In that time, more than 200 Palestinians have been killed by the Israeli military.
But who gives a fuck about them , we love the Israelis , they are lovlely people, land stealing genocidal serial killers with a bizzare religious belief that they are gods chosen people and every one who isnt jewish is a subhuman fit only to serve them or die. just the kind of people you want to have 200 nuclear warheads and a 21st century arsenal of uberweapons supplied by the united states of fuck you ....more on that story later

Prince Harry whos not a bastard , whos mother was not an whingeing adulteress , who had more cock than a parisien crack whore..has fullfilled his ambition to travel to far away lands meet strange and exotic people and kill them for fun hahahah..
Harry, 23, who is third in line to the throne, has spent the last 10 weeks serving in Helmand Province.The prince joked about his nickname "aristocratic wanker playing soldier boy", but said: "I finally get the chance to do the killing that I want to do." The deployment was subject to a news blackout deal, which broke down after the establishment decided hed been there long enough. Prime Minister Gordon Brown said Prince Harry had been an "exemplary solider".going on not to say
"The whole of Britain will be wishing he gets shot in the head for being such a gung ho cunt ," "I want to thank Prince Harry and all of our service personnel for killing foreighners and making it possible for american oil companies to build their pieline in afghanistan." Prince Harry is acting as a tactical air controller - calling up allied air cover in support of ground forces. He also goes out on foot patrols, hoping to kill something more challenging than a rare woodpigeon or a palace footman...The deployment comes after the prince's planned tour to Iraq last year had to be cancelled not because he was shitting himself about facing real danger ..Speaking ahead of this tour, Harry spoke of his relief over the mission.
Not saying " Its great to get the chance to actually kill people , thats what I wanted to do ever since I joined really." The queen was unavailable for comment but we can imagine her wafting her sex hormones off the balcony at buckingham palce to keep controll of the hive while her army slaughter people far away..your majesty.

In america President George W Bush has urged the passing of a bill that would retroactively shield firms which helped the government spy on its own people He called on the House of Representatives to approve the fascist totalitarian state law, allowing warrantless tapping of phone calls and e-mails of everyone and anyone untill we rule the world and you cant stop us moohahahah...Im sorry he didnt say that at all I just got a bit carried away...The House of Representatives allowed the law to expire this month after refusing to rubber stamp a Senate bill that would give telecommunication firms immunity from lawsuits. The legislation allowed government spying on foreign telephone calls and electronic correspondence without court permission. Mr Bush told the White House on Tuesday "a dangerous intelligence gap had opened up , it was now a vast chasm of stupidity and dumbness almost big enough for an idiot like him to fall into , failure to make me appear less stupid will aide our enemies ..

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