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US missile destroys peace in space er I mean broken space satellite
Spying on everyone protects us from you, say evil planet owners
In the UK - MI6 evidence at Diana inquest - our secret killers didnt kill anyone

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The US has successfully struck a disabled spy satellite with a missile fired from a warship in waters west of Hawaii, Officials did not say “were worried its hydrazine fuel could harm some thing or other were not sure what , but I can asure you that developing an ability to destroy satellites in space has got nothing to do with the chinese blowing one up last year , our only interest in developing satellite destroying technology is to keep earth safe from deadly toxic stuff that we make and put into space . We must not allow this deadly toxic stuff that we make and put into space to burn up in re entry like the 100s of satelites already have.” The controversial operation has been criticised by China and Russia who called on the US to provide more information about the mission, Russia suspects the operation was a cover to test anti-satellite technology under the US missile defence programme and A spokes person for the Chinese military did not say , “hahah go on develope your own satellite missiles ours will be better , we will be victorious in the forthcoming arms race and economic war , your country is already weakend by debt and decadence , or let us join forces persuading the people of earth to waste their lives and the planets resouces in an arms race to develope pointless killing machines , this will distract both our populations from their economic slavery and the destruction of our enviroment , leading to greater profits for the few wealthy fukkers who own the planet hahahahahah”.. it is not yet known how successful the operation was - the missile needed to pierce the satellite's fuel tank, containing more than 450kg (1,000lbs) of toxic hydrazine, which would otherwise be expected to burn up harmlessly upon rentry, The Pentagon said confirmation that the fuel tank has been hit should be available within 24 hours. If the tank were to land intact, it could leak nothing over a wide area - not harming or killing any humans and leading people to supect the govermnment were lying warmongering fkrs..less on that story later

Survelliance of everyone on earth is increasing as technology makes it easier , the stasi ,kgb ,and gestapo couldnt have dreamed of such complete and wide ranging powers to monitor entire populations. Phone companies and internet service providers keep records of all text messages, phone calls, e-mails, IP addresses, websites visited, and instant messaging services, collectively known as "traffic data". The information is retained so as to know who you are calling or e-mailing, when you're chatting and which websites you are visiting, the sort of thing that most of us would consider private and expect to be kept confidential. most of this data is routinely retained for six months. In europe Once the European Directive on Data Retention is national law it could be kept for two years. Meanwhile on the other side of the fence peoples ability to know things is routinley curtailed , your use of cameras is restricted , acces to goverment documents denied , dissent discouraged. In a recent case in the US A controversial website that allows whistle-blowers to anonymously post government and corporate documents has been taken offline , Wikileaks.org, as it is known, was cut off from the internet following a California court ruling, the site says.The case was brought by a Swiss bank after "several hundred" documents were posted about its offshore activities.
revealing allegations of money laundering and tax evasion , but we dont need to know about that , or that religious institutions are buggering their flock , or our police are in leauge with criminals , or that our banking institutions are ripping us off , or the military have plans to lock us all up if we get out of hand , so go back to sleep , watch tv , buy some shit you dont need and shut the fuck up , do nothing , and youll be ok but if you start rocking th boat , we know who you are , we know who you know, we know where you live and were watching you , so behave or well send the boys round...Of course none of that will be neccessarry because other than becoming very well informed about our opression and slavery nobody is doing anything about it , even the radical among us are content just to know its happenning , I must say it ceratinly gives me a sense of smug self satifaction to know im a landless peasant slave , in a global economic tyrrany , ruled over by an elite , who commit mass murder ,mass brainwashing , and fake terror , a global oligarchy of evil fascists who controll us all, selecting our leaders, keeping us in fear for our lives, mortgages and national secutiy, propagating fear , media manipulation , nationalism , fake religion and watching over us all with the biggest survelliance machiner y ever assembled on earth, yes im so fkn clever, if you want you can become well informed as well then we can all sit back with smug looks on our faces while the planets raped for the benefit of a few and we live our lifes off slavery, hahahah rant fink slobber slobber more on that story later

In The uk MI6 chief Sir Richard Dearlove told the Diana inquest yesterday that claims by Al Fayed that the agency had murdered the couple on the orders of the Duke of Edinburgh were "utterly ridiculous". Going on not to say “The Duke of Edinburgh couldnt lace his shoes up without help , he can barely mix a gin and tonic, In relation to claims my organisation of secret killers were involved Dodi Dianas death I would like to point out that highly trained covert operatives with contacts in all the major western intelligence agencies, well equipped with the latest technology and access to all areas of the military and governmnet , able to monitor anyones communications and practiced in the art of murderr deception and sabotage are just the kind of people who could have killed Di and Dodi, but im here as head of such an organisation to say we definatlety could have , er i mean couldnt have done that ..the tax payer s of the uk are wasting theyre money funding us and all we do is sit about waiting for the CIA and Mossad to tell us whats happening..honestly now give us some more money and shut the fuk up...
In a totally unrelated story Homeowners reacted with fury today after British Gas revealed a five-fold increase in profits. The £571m windfall - up from £95m last year - comes weeks after it stung 13m customers with a 15% increase in bills. Cosumer organisation in the UK didnt say, well just keep paying our bills and shut the fuck up , no need to rock the boat wondering how we ended up paying thro the nose for something we all need to a bunch of private companies owned by a few wealthy banking families....we all gladly make the water companies millions of pounds profit as well by paying lots of money for something vital to our survival , no need for the government to provide that , after all they need all our taxes to wage fake war and spy on us..
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