OLYMPIC TORCHURE RELAY TO PASS THRO HYPOCRISY

POT CALLS KETTLE BLACK AS OLYMPIC TORCHURE JOURNEY BEGINS
ALL HUMANS MUST DIE SAYs NOT MAD SCIENTISTS AND INSECT LEADERS
IRAQI ARMY MUST KILL IRAQI PEOPLE SAY BRITISH TROOPS HIDING IN BASRA

Hello shopping slaves of earth, welcome to the fkn newz, Im too little to late here are tonights headlies...
One of the worlds most opressive regimes , and largest military powers has come under pressure to end its clampdown on protest, censure of the media and occupation of a country strategic to her interests, and so has China hahah
What hypocrasy and nonsense the whingeing of western powers is in relation to Chinas occupation and tyrrany in Tibet...like were the good guys ...Heres an Imaginary speech president Blush wont be making from the grassy knoll near the top of the moral high ground just next to the non existant palestinian holocaust memorial ..my Fellow meercats , for years America has led the way when it comes to subverting truth, freedom and democracy around the world ,through our historic support for and military assistance to military dictators in chile, columbia, nicuragua, iran, iraq, vietnam and other countries too numericalouus to speechify all of them, we have been reponsible for more torture , kiling , injustice, undemocratic rule and genocide than any other country since the end of the second world “kill all the young people before they relalise theire slaves” war. Even the countries who have democracy are, elitist , nepotostic, exploitative, money grabbing , rampant capatalist ,planet destroying fuck wits..So you can imagine how hard it is for me to find the words to criticise Chinas invasion, subjucation and tyrrany in Tibet..er so ill let Nacy Pelosi do it instead,.. thank you and may God invest in america. and China especisally when they are hosts to this years Visalympics er Cola games, er the Olymbig Macs ,..Yes protest continued in the mainstream media, their lips smacking with glee in the reporting of shouted protests and the unfurling of banners at the lighting of the Olypic torchure ceremony..do you think maybe back in the fifties when the Chinese were actaully killing hundreds of thousands in a well documented slaughter we could have raised our voices, or maybe when Israel was shelling the civilians of Lebanon our outrage might have peaked, or maybe when The US Europe and Britain were selling gas, guns and bombs to saddam, in Iraq, sidewinders and c4 to the radical muslim extremists in afaghanistan, maybe that would have been a good time to protest , oooh I dont know deek Im much more comfortable being led by the nose by corporate media , I like to know when Im supposed to be outraged and what I am allowed to protest about you know, I wouldnt want to have a mind or an opinion of my own you know.... Fuk the weak mumblings of our complicit fascist governments ,.Whats so worthy about the olypics anyway , isnt it a competition to find the best killers, started by the warring empire of greece to celebrate their supremacy over other weaker nations , fuk the olypics, I dont care if their held by kim ill sung in a concentraton camp sponsored by jack the ripper , fuck javelin throwing winners and losers , ..lets have an alternative olympics, in baghdad with some new events like the ethnic division suicide bombing, waterboard endurance, and spot the Fake intelligence on Iran...the British would field strong competitors in events such as , brown nosing without swallowing to much shit and hiding in our base till the troubles over...The french would no doubt win some medals in the top poodles of bush or is it too late to kill some arabs competitions .... more on that story later
One of the worlds least crazy scientists has stated that some day all humans must die, its invetable he said, our planet is doomed and theres nothing we can do about it. Professor Lovelock points out that all life along with humans will perish when the sun expands and temperatures on earth make life impossible. Mean while the prospects for humans in the near future are not that great..the Earth is a living, self-regulating system, by filling its atmosphere with CO2 we have destroyed the balance and overheated the planet." We face a ruthless period of natural selection."I reckon there’s 80 per cent more people than the world can carry, A billion is about the right number of people for the Earth. We are nearly seven billion. It would be hubris to think humans as they now are God's chosen race." In a related story more crazy scientists in antartica say A chunk of ice the size of Manhattan has started to break away from Antarctica.The Wilkins Ice Shelf has been stable for most of the last century, but began retreating in the 1990s. Six ice shelves in the same part of the continent have already been lost, says the British Antarctic Survey (BAS). Professor David Vaughan of BAS said: "Wilkins is the largest ice shelf on the Antarctic Peninsula yet to be threatened."I didn't expect to see things happen this quickly. The ice shelf is hanging by a thread - we'll know in the next few days or weeks what its fate will be." Other Mad scientists say it heightens concerns over the impact of climate change on this part of Antarctica but nobody should believe this or any other evidence , and shopping should continue as normal for the benefit of our glorious planet consuming people exploiting economy, creating wealth for a handfull of people and distracting others fro their one and only life on earth..
After 3 days of fighting in Iraqs southern capital Basra, Isurgents have reported that british troops have been no help at all, to the Government forces fighting for control of the streets and the city itself, a spokesperson for the british forces hiding in their base didnt tell us, “its no good us killing Iraqis any more , the Iraqis must kill the Iraqis, its our strategy of divide and conquer you know,works bloody well in most cases , figure out who hates who give guns to both sides and let the killing commence , you know Id be surprided if America wasnt behind a good many suicide bombs on shia and sunni areas of baghdad, its such a bloody good ruse haw haw ahw ..In an exlusive interview for FKN Newz mUchtada alsadr explains why his malicia are fighting , Whats to explain you fukkers invaded our country, calling us insurgents is like calling tibetan monks terorists, you make me lagh your scizophrenic in your reporting of world events , these people are terorists but these people are protestors, freedom fighters when we like them terorist guerillas when you dont , the people of your nations must dumb fucks, if they believe any of the rubbish you tell them..In other peacefull developments across the mostly peacfull country, which is now closer to peace than it has ever been since America invaded , er liberated it, Thousands of Sadr supporters gathered in Baghdad's Sadr City, a vast Shia-dominated suburb, to demand Mr Maliki's resignation over the military operation, Baghdad's fortified Green Zone was again hit by several rounds of rockets, causing a fire, Iraqi police in Kut said dozens of people were killed in clashes on Thursday between Iraqi and US forces, and Shia militiamen, There have also been clashes through the night and the early morning in the towns of Hilla and Diwaniya, on Wednesday in Hilla a US military air raid caused a number of civilian casualties..peacefully of course