Killing For Victory - Dying for Peace

IRAQIS CELEBRATE 5 YEARS OF ROBBERY MURDER AND LIES
TIBETANS CELEBRATE 60 YEARS OF GENOCIDE AND TYRANNY
THE UK CELEBRATES SECURITY THREATS AND FAKE ECONOMY

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Iraqis celebrate the 5th anniversary of their liberation and disarming of their weapons of mass destruction. So says a statement from the Imaginary Iraqi ministry of make believe. We join our news speak corespondent - Brian - liar for the state - Robinson, live in the green zone of Baghdad for a special report on the celebrations and president Bush's victory speech. Hello Lovely, 5 years on from the glorious liberation of oil wealth er I mean Iraq, and everything is great here in the Green Zone , The statement from Mohammed puppet government -can I have another cheque please anything foradalla. goes on not to say -- we are so happy the Americans chose to invade our country, steal our oil and kill so many of us. Were so lucky the rest of the world stood by and did nothing , choosing to believe that incredible story about us having weapons of mass destruction, even after 10 years of the greatest military power on earth bombing us at will, destroying every target of any military value whatsoever, Its easy to see how you could believe that er ha well maybe not...still thank you anyway you have made so many of our lives so much shorter .... Many ordinary Iraqis are corrupt er happy as well er anyway we asked one of them if they wanted some money to say nice things about the war and they did...Thank you america, for bringing sadamm to power in the first place with the CIA backed coup, for giving him all the guns and bombs to wage war on Iran, who you hated for deposing your Iranian puppet government under the Shah back in 1976, For standing by Sadamm when he gassed the kurds and committed genocide on the marsh people of the south , thank you , for continuing to do business with him while he tortured and killed us , for bombing us back to the stone age for ten years between wars, for your invasion that took power from the western style military industrial dictator and gave it to fundamentalist religious leaders forcing us to live under sharia law and the tyranny of zany voodoo beliefs..thank you so much...please I must go now... President Bush emphasised the successes of the war and its wider success in the war on error .not saying Overthrowing Sadamm Hussein was "the right decision" the world is a more dangerous and expensive place because the US has acted. I dismiss underestimates " of the war's price tag."The costs are huge and necessary when we consider the amount of money me and my chronies are making huhuhu, me and the other real terrorists who murder the innocent in the streets of Baghdad, want to murder you in the the streets of America and Defeating the enemy in Iraq will make it more likely we will be able to defeat you here at home,,huhuh “god fuck America huhuhu - Nobel-prize winning economist Joseph Stiglitz calculates the war cost $3 trillion so far. As the fifth year of the war draws to a close running expenses for 2008 are projected to exceed $16 billion a month for Iraq and Afghanistan hooo whee . government officials frequently talk about the lives of our soldiers as priceless. But from a cost perspective, these “priceless” lives show up on the Pentagon ledger simply as $500,000 - the amount paid out to survivors in death benefits and life insurance. by contrast the 650,000 dead Iraqis haven't cost a bean hahahahahah....praise our lord, but fuck yours hahah.
Tibetans are celebrating 60 years of communist rule by the biggest dictatorship on earth , monks in Lhasa marking the anniversary of Chinese rule have held a week of riots and clashes with security forces to commemorate the events, Protests er I mean celebrations by ethnic Tibetans have been reported in at least 25 places in Tibet and neighbouring provinces in western China,China has admitted for the first time that Pro-Beijing celebrations have spread outside the Tibetan Autonomous Region, as happiness is ratcheted up, Chinese news agency reported 24 people had partied themselves to death after festivities in the Tibetan city of Lhasa, and 170 revellers had surrendered er volunteered to help tidy up some prison cells. Hundreds of troops have been seen pouring into Tibetan areas to join the party. The authorities have placed strict limits on Western journalists trying to report on the fun and Chinese and Tibetan sources have given very different accounts of the celebrations and there reason, Chinese news agencies did not say , these monks and other party gores' are so enthusiastic about chinese rule they cannot contain themselves or their happiness, we have always ruled Tibet, even before 1950 when the People invited us to invade and destroy 10,000 years of their culture. No one must boycott the olympics or any of our corporate sponsors as a result of our obvious fascism and tyranny, to do so would be a form of economic terrorism, your government will soon be compelled to prevent , thank you ..more on that story later.
In the UK Gordon brown has not made this speech on national security listing the threats facing the UK , urr In the coming years britain must face the challenges of new and emerging threats they are ,,urr freedom of speech , people simply voicing their opinions will become increasingly dangerous to Britain and her economic partners especially in relation to the un elected dictators of Saudi Arabia and China..Climate change some people have not swallowed all the shit about how its their fault their planets fucked and may not pay the green taxes we've got lined up for you peasant fukkers er I mean shit consumers, terrorism ..there is no telling how many more fake terror attacks Israel America and others will foist upon us in the coming years, we should all be ready to suspend our powers of critical thinking at any time to cope with these eventualities..Pestilence and plague vast sums of money can be made from people either afraid of disease or infected with a disease for this reason britain should be ready to buy more bird flu , rabbit fever or bogey man antidote in case large pharmaceutical companies need more of our money...And finally economic terorism Today as the bank of England pumps another 11 billion into the economy and shares in HBOS slump on the back of rumours about its solvency it is perhaps more important than ever to stress that , propping up our fake economy, by printing more money when we need it, is our no one priority , when it is prudent I plan to bring legislation to the house , making it compulsory to shop and ensuring a supply of debt to the landless peasant fucks , this will ensure stability for the few wealthy banking families that rule over us all with no trouble at all. Breaking news on that bank of england story this statement has just been imagined by The Governor of the Bank of England Peasants of Britain In these difficult times I urge you on behalf of our made up money supply , Shop for your lives, spend for victory , Die in debt...
thanks now the weather ..increased military spending , economic uncertainty, religious extremism, and moral ambiguity

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