NO WAR IN IRAN SAY WARMONGERING WARMONGERS

No war with Iran say warring warmongering warmongers from Wartime HQ
World banking conspiracy er I mean co-operation to print more debt I mean money
New sins announced by medieval voodoo organisation headed by former nazi  hrg
In The UK Oath to the queen and treason law reform for land less peasant fuks  
hello landless peasant fuks ,welcome to the fkn newz im naughty but nice , here are tonights headlies...
The White House said yesterday that "there is no one" inside the US government who wants war with Iran (going on not to say - actually there are lots of us ) "There's no "one" in the administration who is suggesting anything other than a diplomatic approach to Iran," spokeswoman Dana Perino said a day after the commander of US forces in the Middle East resigned. going on not to say  "it's nonsense" to say that Admiral William Fallon  stood in the way of president bush attacking Iran , after all President Bush is a man who invaded Iraq pre-emptively based on walt disney stories about WMD, in a country we spent 10 years bombing into ever smaller pieces, this is a man who after 9/11 Invaded the country where none of the alleged Hijackers came from , to say that his administration would be prevented from more attacks by one belligerent officer was a bigger stretch of credulity than calling america leader of the free world..."The unofficial explanation for his resignation is that there was a damaging "perception problem" between Fallon and the White House.  people think Fallon is an intelligent reasonable public servant and the Bush administration are greedy corporate warmongering fascist insane ranting religious megalomaniacs. It was an open secret in US military circles that the admiral disagreed with the Bush administration's strategy in the Middle East. Fallon had this to say last autumn on Iran  "This constant drumbeat of conflict is not helpful or useful. I expect that there will be no war, and that is what we ought to be working for." The White House is at pains to argue that the military option with regard to Iran remains "on the table", we don't want to use it we just like looking at it said an imaginary representative of the military industrial complex. ooh look at that military option all shiny and oozing taxpayer s money for our murderous profiteering ooh , do you think it looks better on he table or should we put it on the wall, maybe we could get it made into cufflinks mmm I like that ..military option cufflinks...araaargghh 

Stock markets jumped around the world after the Federal Reserve, European Central Bank, the Bank of England and other central banking families announced a pumping of debt er cash into the markets. The auction of funds – followed similar moves in December and January – A non existent spokesperson for the few wealthy banking families that rule over us all with no trouble at all, said ...you want money we've got loads' money , were rolling in it , I could carpet the fucking world in money hahahahah...its just paper you  fucking morons , we've got a machine called a “printing press” that makes the stuff all day ,..hahahahha..thing is  its worthless until your puppet governments enforce its use , luckily for us we own all your leaders hahahah, so they have all agreed to “buy “ our bits of paper and pay even more than it says its worth on the fucking notes...we call that bit the “ interest”  instead of  slave tax or  robbery margin hohahaha its brilliant really ..and it gets better ..most people don't care that the whole thing  is a rip off and actually sell us their future to get more of these worthless bits of paper, a process called getting into debt ..actually the whole thing is just a scam to distract you from your slavery and dispossession of the land , a bit like the great wall of china, not built to stop an invasion , but to keep the peasants so busy they never stop to wonder why the emperor and his chronies are in charge ..so don't worry about the money it'll never run out, we can go on printing it forever .. now you can all go back to paying your debts and shopping ,  forget you ever saw me woo wow oo more on that story later ..

Pope benedict the turd er I mean 16th  - A former member of the Nazi party , now head of a large organisation of irrational, superstitious, property tycoons, reckoned for child molesting, the destruction  of ancient civilisations, the obstruction of scientific knowledge and a succession of religious crusades..has announced a list of new sins..they are - environmental pollution - yea lest ye have offset  the carbon by  buying the pollution sins of a 3rd world country 
genetic manipulation - lest it be to breed a young boy with a third anus who can sing in the soprano range..accumulating excessive wealth - for ye must not ever be as rich or even come close to the riches of our catholic church the single most wealthy entity on earth, inflicting poverty - yeah lest ye be a church whose congregation is the poorest on earth , whilst ye be the richest entity then ye shall be forgiven and  hallowed shall thy investments in china and haliburton be..drug trafficking and consumption..lest it be the wine representing the body of christ or the beer representing the domestic abuse and murder committed by drunken men on a daily basis..or the buck fast made by our monks in the uk so beloved of the underage drinker  stamping on your head in a drunken violent rampage. 
morally debatable experiments - lest they be in search of the aforementioned soprano anus..and violation of fundamental rights of human nature - the right to gravity being among them and also the right  be infected with aids or have the baby of your rapist Ada men.
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In the UK Treason trials could return to Britain if the Government accepts a recommendation by Lord Goldsmith in his citizenship review. which does not  includes plans for The creation of a new National Citizens’ Corps, whose members would provide stalinist dogma er I mean advice to others on training and development for citizenship in correct thinking and thinking correctly .
Fascist , I mean Special US-style allegiance ceremonies to be staged for school children, to increase national identity and worship of our beloved leader. Lord Goldsmith recommended holding them in landmark buildings such as the Tattoo Britain, the National Gallery and Edinburgh Castle but didn't say he supported pupils wearing an obedience collar that gave them small electric shocks if they forgot the words to the oath. He wants the 14th-century treason law clarified so that "levying war against the sovereign in his realm" would apply to anyone on earth "We don't expect citizens of earth to be assisting our enemies," long live the queen and the controlling influence of her sex hormones on the hive fink bla bal ..I have no objection to swearing an oath at the queen and in the interest of a stimulating public debate we at FKN newz would like to offer our own specially written oath for consideration 
I ..insert name..wish the queen would fuck off  along with her entire family of fascist leech like fukkers,and  I swear to oppose and protest  her rule, symbolic or otherwise, and the rule of her offspring as long as there is breath in my body..your majesty
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