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FREE TIBET but fuck Iraq afghanistan saudi arabia Palestine Darfur and Pakistan
Troop surge a success says man who suggested troop surge would be a success
In the UK brainwashed religious extremists on trial for being rubbish terrorists
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Free Tiket protesters have disrupted the torchure procession of Chinese tyranny in the UK france and America, demanding an end to high ticket prices for the olympics in Beijing this year ...Im sorry what ..oh that should be free Tibet protesters have made a fortune selling flags and t - shirts in a global market place said by some analysts to be worth billions , In an ironic twist the free tibet movement have become the latest sponsor of the Beijing games , a spokes person for tibetan freedom incorporated didn't say ..sales are up and the next fiscal quarter looks to be very profitable , investors should buy now to maximise dividends... er news just in The International Olympic committee have not released this statement about the protest...We would like to thank the free Tiket protesters for turning the torchure relay and the Visalypics into a global news story , an otherwise dull procession of has beens traipsing round the world with some thugs from China would have been very poor viewing without there efforts..thank you ..and now that the worlds attention is focused on China and Tibet our friends and corporate whore masters of the world are free to ..send tanks into Palestine , drop bombs on Baghdad, prop up tyranny in saudi arabia , occupy afghanistan , torture humans in guantanoamo , and fuk you all over for a buck while telling you this is the free world hahahah..if it wasn't making me so much money it would be tragic..thank you No sponsors have pulled out of the olympics as a result of middle class people working up a froth of hypocrasy..and the shadow rulers of earth haven't said..The farce is strong in this one Its good that you all believe CHina is evil, we will soon be telling you to sacrifice your lives and your children's lives in the next war , and you will be so much easier to manipulate with such poorly thought out emotional responses ..yes china is evil , they are the dark side , use the force luke he haaaw...Lets see now , we live in a world where armed thugs defend the symbol of friendly sporting competition , but we have free speech our governments torture people and kill innocents on a daily basis , but we have free speech , we have free speech .. that's not very much is it hey so while your doing all this evil shit I have the right to say things about it.oh ok is that it ..I don't have the right to stop it,, but I may voice an opinion about it .woo glad I live in he free world I d hate to live in those places where they kill and torture people and you cant talk about it....let me just exercise that freedom a little ..the American Government are the biggest fascists on earth , responsible for more human rights abuse than any regime on earth, they have enslaved their own people with a debt so large , you and your children's children's children will be working for the bankers who rule you for the next 60 years, that's if they don't manage to kill you in their next fake war. More on that story later ,.....

The American troop surge In Iraq has been a success say the men who suggested it , and planned it and carried it out, yes defence secretary gates and chief of ground forces in Iraq Gen. petreaus have given thumbs up to their troop surge, not saying in recent congressional hearing s...We planned to move 30,000 troops from America to Iraq and we have done that with complete success all of those troops are e now in Iraq and therefore the surge of troops is a success, in that instead of the troops being in America they are now in Iraq ahem cough ...
President Bush put his personal seal of approval on the surge by refusing to let them come back again , not saying ..I wont be president soon er unless cheyne can fake up some reason for me to roll our marshall law ..eh dick ...er so if that doesn't happen ..then the next president will have to decide what to do with the oil in Iraq er I mean the war in Iraq, Then when the troops are coming home and people are complaining bout how a bunch of towel headed slum dwellers kicked our ass, Ill be able to say don't blame me I wanted our troop to stay and die, ye see the cause of democracy and freedom is so great that we have to kill people till they accept it , unless its china then we have to do loads of business with them making big profits for our shareholders..Its just a s well most of you are too poorly educated to see this hypocrisy or boy would ma face be red..huhuu as it is I suggest all go do some shopping watch some teepee and shut the fuk up , well tell how much you owe us when its all over ..kay..
In the UK 8 men are on trial for errorism in the high court in london , they are charged with getting caught and not being clever enough to get away with anything, least of all blowing up aeroplanes with bombs they were unable to make. The court were shown pictures of the sort of bomb they might have been able to make if they weren't a bunch of useless nutters with no clue. Prosecuting attorney didn't say its terrible to imagine what they might have been able to do if they were able to do things..The court were also shown so called “You r dumb videos” I mean martyr dumb videos filmed by some of the defendants to be shown after they killed themselves , lets take a look...
I am not brainwashed, I am clever enough to know how to read this statement prepared for me by the guy filming this who wont be blowing himself up..Islam will triumph , you will never win against us because we are ready to die, when we have all killed ourselves then you ll see, er because we will all be dead and so will some of you er and that will be victory You have bought this jean ad upon yourselves, and I am proud to take part in the jean ad against the west , I will be playing the guy in the launderette, with the boxer shorts while marvin gay sings grapevine , it will be the greatest jean ad ever..One day we will be free and our lands will be free and Allah will be praised , by all the people and if they don't, we will kill them or force them to praise allah ..these are the freedoms we fight for ..
In a Totally related story ..Laws given to councils in The un united kingdom to help combat errorism were used by pool borough council to spy on families making school placement applications checking to see if they lived where they said they lived.., using these special RIPAS powers the families communications can be intercepted they can be followed watched , there mail read and bank details accessed, the council defended its use of anti terror laws to check on a school placement application by not saying ...were in charge now fuk off and pay you taxes before we start looking at you , you lucky you live in the free world you know
And now the weather
its raining monarchs the UK , with showers of suicide bombers and a surge of troops in iraq , clouds of controversy will be following the torchure relay with outbreaks of tyranny expected along the way ...have a nice weekend...