FREE TIBET but fuck Iraq afghanistan saudi arabia Palestine Darfur and Pakistan
Troop surge a success says man who suggested troop surge would be a success
In the UK brainwashed religious extremists on trial for being rubbish terrorists
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Free Tiket protesters have disrupted the torchure procession of Chinese tyranny in the UK france and America, demanding an end to high ticket prices for the olympics in Beijing this year ...Im sorry what ..oh that should be free Tibet protesters have made a fortune selling flags and t - shirts in a global market place said by some analysts to be worth billions , In an ironic twist the free tibet movement have become the latest sponsor of the Beijing games , a spokes person for tibetan freedom incorporated didn't say ..sales are up and the next fiscal quarter looks to be very profitable , investors should buy now to maximise dividends... er news just in The International Olympic committee have not released this statement about the protest...We would like to thank the free Tiket protesters for turning the torchure relay and the Visalypics into a global news story , an otherwise dull procession of has beens traipsing round the world with some thugs from China would have been very poor viewing without there efforts..thank you ..and now that the worlds attention is focused on China and Tibet our friends and corporate whore masters of the world are free to ..send tanks into Palestine , drop bombs on Baghdad, prop up tyranny in saudi arabia , occupy afghanistan , torture humans in guantanoamo , and fuk you all over for a buck while telling you this is the free world hahahah..if it wasn't making me so much money it would be tragic..thank you No sponsors have pulled out of the olympics as a result of middle class people working up a froth of hypocrasy..and the shadow rulers of earth haven't said..The farce is strong in this one Its good that you all believe CHina is evil, we will soon be telling you to sacrifice your lives and your children's lives in the next war , and you will be so much easier to manipulate with such poorly thought out emotional responses ..yes china is evil , they are the dark side , use the force luke he haaaw...Lets see now , we live in a world where armed thugs defend the symbol of friendly sporting competition , but we have free speech our governments torture people and kill innocents on a daily basis , but we have free speech , we have free speech .. that's not very much is it hey so while your doing all this evil shit I have the right to say things about it.oh ok is that it ..I don't have the right to stop it,, but I may voice an opinion about it .woo glad I live in he free world I d hate to live in those places where they kill and torture people and you cant talk about it....let me just exercise that freedom a little ..the American Government are the biggest fascists on earth , responsible for more human rights abuse than any regime on earth, they have enslaved their own people with a debt so large , you and your children's children's children will be working for the bankers who rule you for the next 60 years, that's if they don't manage to kill you in their next fake war. More on that story later ,.....

The American troop surge In Iraq has been a success say the men who suggested it , and planned it and carried it out, yes defence secretary gates and chief of ground forces in Iraq Gen. petreaus have given thumbs up to their troop surge, not saying in recent congressional hearing s...We planned to move 30,000 troops from America to Iraq and we have done that with complete success all of those troops are e now in Iraq and therefore the surge of troops is a success, in that instead of the troops being in America they are now in Iraq ahem cough ...
President Bush put his personal seal of approval on the surge by refusing to let them come back again , not saying ..I wont be president soon er unless cheyne can fake up some reason for me to roll our marshall law ..eh dick ...er so if that doesn't happen ..then the next president will have to decide what to do with the oil in Iraq er I mean the war in Iraq, Then when the troops are coming home and people are complaining bout how a bunch of towel headed slum dwellers kicked our ass, Ill be able to say don't blame me I wanted our troop to stay and die, ye see the cause of democracy and freedom is so great that we have to kill people till they accept it , unless its china then we have to do loads of business with them making big profits for our shareholders..Its just a s well most of you are too poorly educated to see this hypocrisy or boy would ma face be red..huhuu as it is I suggest all go do some shopping watch some teepee and shut the fuk up , well tell how much you owe us when its all over ..kay..
In the UK 8 men are on trial for errorism in the high court in london , they are charged with getting caught and not being clever enough to get away with anything, least of all blowing up aeroplanes with bombs they were unable to make. The court were shown pictures of the sort of bomb they might have been able to make if they weren't a bunch of useless nutters with no clue. Prosecuting attorney didn't say its terrible to imagine what they might have been able to do if they were able to do things..The court were also shown so called “You r dumb videos” I mean martyr dumb videos filmed by some of the defendants to be shown after they killed themselves , lets take a look...
I am not brainwashed, I am clever enough to know how to read this statement prepared for me by the guy filming this who wont be blowing himself up..Islam will triumph , you will never win against us because we are ready to die, when we have all killed ourselves then you ll see, er because we will all be dead and so will some of you er and that will be victory You have bought this jean ad upon yourselves, and I am proud to take part in the jean ad against the west , I will be playing the guy in the launderette, with the boxer shorts while marvin gay sings grapevine , it will be the greatest jean ad ever..One day we will be free and our lands will be free and Allah will be praised , by all the people and if they don't, we will kill them or force them to praise allah ..these are the freedoms we fight for ..
In a Totally related story ..Laws given to councils in The un united kingdom to help combat errorism were used by pool borough council to spy on families making school placement applications checking to see if they lived where they said they lived.., using these special RIPAS powers the families communications can be intercepted they can be followed watched , there mail read and bank details accessed, the council defended its use of anti terror laws to check on a school placement application by not saying ...were in charge now fuk off and pay you taxes before we start looking at you , you lucky you live in the free world you know
And now the weather
its raining monarchs the UK , with showers of suicide bombers and a surge of troops in iraq , clouds of controversy will be following the torchure relay with outbreaks of tyranny expected along the way ...have a nice weekend...

DIE HUMANS DIE! SAY BUGS OF THE FUTURE

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Humans not destroying themselves fast enough say next evolutionary step
American style elections in Zimbabwe - mob rule replaces dictatorship
In the UK Cannabis remains classified as a drug instead of a terrorist weapon

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Humans are damaging the Earth at such an unprecedented rate that the strain on the planet may destroy about two-thirds of its ecosystem services, according to a landmark international study..The consequences of humans' activities are severe and include: new diseases, sudden changes in water quality, creation of "dead zones" along the coasts, the collapse of fisheries, and shifts in regional climate, according to the Millennium Ecosystem Assessment Synthesis Report. But its not fast enough say the cockroaches beetles and other assorted life forms waiting to replace us, A Spokes thing for other life forms didn't say ..come on humanity get it over with , we all know your fukked , your greedy stupid selfish, and prone to acts of self destruction, the quicker you really fuk up and end your temporary dominion over earth , the quicker the beetles and worms can establish a glorious new future for life in the universe, what you didn't think you r were the ultimate evolutionary development did you hahahahahah, don't make me laff , cmon push the button get it over with you know you want to or at least some of us do huhuhu.The report says humans have changed ecosystems more rapidly in the past 50 years than any other period."This was done largely to meet rapidly growing demands for food, fresh water, timber, fiber and fuel," a statement said, adding that this resulted in an irreversible loss of life on Earth, with some 30 per cent of all mammal, bird and amphibian species threatened with extinction currently. more on that story later..In ZimbAbwe democracy has prevailed american style, with opposition simply posting their own election results and claiming victory , President Bush made this imaginary phone call to congratulate Morgan Tsvangirai the leader of the opposition on his imaginary victory , Hello mr Morgellans sangria congratulations on announcing your victory if you need some judges to check the votes just let me know, I must say its nice to see tyranny replaced with mob rule,that's what democracy means you know huh rule by the biggest gang in town..do you have any minerals we could extract for us I mean you despite his claim to victory a run off between the two is likely next week.
In the UK cannabis is to remain classified as a drug despite calls by politicians for its reclassification as a weapon of mass distraction,a new report by a panel of experts claims there is no link between cannabis and effective opposition to fascist government and policies,despite the increased strength of new strains of “skunk” cannabis users showed no signs of mounting organised opposition or effective alternatives to the shopping tyranny of the wealthy bankers who rule over us all with no trouble at all. Previous claims that cannabis made people enlightened and gave them extra perception making them better informed and super cool were described as wishful thinking,a spokesperson for the government didn't say ..we don't mind people on drugs thinking they are radical haha let them wallow in the feeling of smug self satisfaction bought about by smoking dope , the more stoned wasted tripped out free thinkers there are the better , every criminalised stoner wandering through infinite doors of perception is one less problem for us to worry about as we fuk the world over for a but in fact we invented some drugs to keep dissidents entertained more on that story later ..now the weather