Thursday, December 13, 2007

SAVE THE FAKE ECONOMY WITH MORE DEBT

Borrow money and buy useless shit to save our fake economy say world banks
Bali climate conferece a waste of time say extinct species and dead forests
algerian bombers have links to al quaeda or the cia /mossad or walt disney
In the uk gordon brown signs EU treaty and police moan about wages of fascism

hello excess lifeforms welcome to the fkin news Im smartly dressed here are tonights headlies


Up to $110bn in loans will be made available to world money markets by central banks including the Bank of England and the US Federal Reserve, to ease the credit crunch in inter bank lending. Central banks are worried that if banks have trouble getting credit, they will raise rates for customers, bringing spending among indebted populations to a standstill. hahah thats how fake and fragile this whole paper money economy is, you must borrow money and buy useless shit or its fucked. we asked top economist and member of one of the worlds wealthy banking families to explain the cash injection, In an exclusive interview with fkn newz he didnt say...You see you have to borrow money of us and buy the crap made in factories we lent money to build or were fucked., we must encourage more debt and therefore more spending before the snake eating its tale gets to its head. The whole facade of this debt making machine will come falling down around our ears if we cant get the debt slaves , er I mean consumers to consume. Imagine a group of casinos full of gamblers, our business is to ensure a supply of worthless plastic chips to these poor saps so they can continue losing theire lives to us , if the landless peasants er i mean customers of the casinos have no plastic chips , they cant lose and owe their life to the mob , I mean make money for the casino. In a way they only exist because we need losers er I mean consumers to play the games , other wise we might as well kil you all , er I mean shut down the casinos. If people are stupid enough to accept bits of paper as money instead of precious metals they deserve to be ripped off ,were only doing what comes naturally, exploiting the weak and poorly educated for our own gain , whats wrong with that , its all perfectly legal were legitimate business men...A non existant spokesperson for an organisation that doesnt exist said this in response to the bankers cash injection,...your were all fucked a long time ago , dont waste time worrying about the future and how things might go badly wrong , your allready economic slaves in earth plc, none of you have anything of real value , no silver, no gold , no right to land, hahaha, the shit hit the fan a long time ago for most of you and your still worrying about interest rates hahahahah, wake up and smell the tyrrany your pockets are full of paper and your minds are full of lies , now fuk off bak to work and be afriad of economic uncertainty and immigration
EU ministers are threatening to boycott a US-led climate summit next month over the Bush administration's opposition to firm cuts in greenhouse gas emissions.The row comes during the penultimate day of UN climate talks in Bali, where progress on outstanding issues is slow. what a crock of bullshit what a giant smokscreen of lies and corporate propaganda greenhouse emmissions arnt the problem deforestation is the problem , consumerism is the problem , material ism is the problem, business is the problem ,Oh deek your just to radical , dont you know we can change, we can still go on destroying the world, we just have to do it slowly didnt you know that deek huh,, According to 400 biologists from all over the wordl , were currently in a human-caused mass extinction, known as the Holocene extinction event.In a survey conducted by New York's American Museum of Natural History, 70 percent of them believe that up to 20 percent of all,, living populations would become extinct within 30 years . Biologist E. O. Wilson estimated in 2002 that if current rates of human destruction of the biosphere continue, one-half of all species of life on earth will be extinct in 100 years. More significantly the rate of species extinctions at present is estimated at 100 to 1000 times "background" or average extinction rates in the evolutionary time scale of planet Earth; moreover, this current rate of extinction is thus 10 to 100 times greater than any of the prior mass extinction events in the history of the Earth.
If you think any of that information was part of the Bali conference on climate fucking er I mean change, send a stamped adressed envelope to , I believe recyling my pizza boxes will save the earth, at how can we continue to fuk the planet over for a buk , so the super rich can have more money..

The two bombings in Algiers on Tuesday killed at least 11 UN employees. It appears UN offices were deliberately targeted.. Islamist group, the Salafist Group for Preaching and Combat (GSPC), claimed responsibility for the attack and re-branded itself as "al-Qaeda in the Land of the Islamic Maghreb", this training video shows radical muslim extremists ability to march , jump, and climb over things,skills which were no doubt put to use in this latest deadly attack , The UN in algeria did not make this statement after the bombings..The CIA have never blown things up or given money to people to blow things up in order to create tensions ,exploit division , further their own political ends or just plain kill people . Mossad has no interest in portraying muslims a voilent killers , and anti western terrorists. The Intelligence agencies of America and Israel would never dream of inventing acts of terror or perpetrating them to ensure they get a bigger budget and more controll over natioanl insecurity. It is very likely that all sophisticated terror cells are organised and coordinated by crazy religious fanatics , living in a dusty cave somewhere, armed with a couple of walky talkies a laptop and a mobile phone. The billion dollar budgets of Mossad and the CIA cannot hope to compete with theese wily skilfull opponents and there unllimited supply of headscarfs and rusty kalshnikovs...

In the UK gordon brown flies off to lisbon to sign the latest in a long line of european treaties without voters having any say at all, before leaving he did not say , If we let the peopl ehave a say in important decisions like this , business wouldnt get such a good deal , now fuk off and and pay yer debts while I sell you all down the river to a bunch of plutocrats with suits on hahah. In a totally unrelated story police in britian are unhappy about their recent wage settlement , a spokes person for the police federaion did not say ..If the governement want us to be the fascist arm of a police state theyll have to give us more money, to carry out their thuggish tax extracting slavewhipping orders. or well sort them out na what i mean.
In scotland controversy rages over donald trumps plans to buils a luxury golf development on a stretch of unspoild scottish coastline , his first application having been rejected ,the scottish parliament is now considering the plans. Ministers for inward investment did not say ..fuk off donald we dont want you r nillions of dollars of investment and backhanders, or a luxury home on the edge of the course if we help you out wink wink...eh
now the weather..low clouds of fear and loathing settleing over the entire planet ..

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