The FKN Newz

2008-04-12T03:27:00.000-07:00

FREE TIBET but fuck Iraq afghanistan saudi arabia Palestine Darfur and Pakistan
Troop surge a success says man who suggested troop surge would be a success
In the UK brainwashed religious extremists on trial for being rubbish terrorists
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Free Tiket protesters have disrupted the torchure procession of Chinese tyranny in the UK france and America, demanding an end to high ticket prices for the olympics in Beijing this year ...Im sorry what ..oh that should be free Tibet protesters have made a fortune selling flags and t - shirts in a global market place said by some analysts to be worth billions , In an ironic twist the free tibet movement have become the latest sponsor of the Beijing games , a spokes person for tibetan freedom incorporated didn't say ..sales are up and the next fiscal quarter looks to be very profitable , investors should buy now to maximise dividends... er news just in The International Olympic committee have not released this statement about the protest...We would like to thank the free Tiket protesters for turning the torchure relay and the Visalypics into a global news story , an otherwise dull procession of has beens traipsing round the world with some thugs from China would have been very poor viewing without there efforts..thank you ..and now that the worlds attention is focused on China and Tibet our friends and corporate whore masters of the world are free to ..send tanks into Palestine , drop bombs on Baghdad, prop up tyranny in saudi arabia , occupy afghanistan , torture humans in guantanoamo , and fuk you all over for a buck while telling you this is the free world hahahah..if it wasn't making me so much money it would be tragic..thank you No sponsors have pulled out of the olympics as a result of middle class people working up a froth of hypocrasy..and the shadow rulers of earth haven't said..The farce is strong in this one Its good that you all believe CHina is evil, we will soon be telling you to sacrifice your lives and your children's lives in the next war , and you will be so much easier to manipulate with such poorly thought out emotional responses ..yes china is evil , they are the dark side , use the force luke he haaaw...Lets see now , we live in a world where armed thugs defend the symbol of friendly sporting competition , but we have free speech our governments torture people and kill innocents on a daily basis , but we have free speech , we have free speech .. that's not very much is it hey so while your doing all this evil shit I have the right to say things about it.oh ok is that it ..I don't have the right to stop it,, but I may voice an opinion about it .woo glad I live in he free world I d hate to live in those places where they kill and torture people and you cant talk about it....let me just exercise that freedom a little ..the American Government are the biggest fascists on earth , responsible for more human rights abuse than any regime on earth, they have enslaved their own people with a debt so large , you and your children's children's children will be working for the bankers who rule you for the next 60 years, that's if they don't manage to kill you in their next fake war. More on that story later ,.....

The American troop surge In Iraq has been a success say the men who suggested it , and planned it and carried it out, yes defence secretary gates and chief of ground forces in Iraq Gen. petreaus have given thumbs up to their troop surge, not saying in recent congressional hearing s...We planned to move 30,000 troops from America to Iraq and we have done that with complete success all of those troops are e now in Iraq and therefore the surge of troops is a success, in that instead of the troops being in America they are now in Iraq ahem cough ...
President Bush put his personal seal of approval on the surge by refusing to let them come back again , not saying ..I wont be president soon er unless cheyne can fake up some reason for me to roll our marshall law ..eh dick ...er so if that doesn't happen ..then the next president will have to decide what to do with the oil in Iraq er I mean the war in Iraq, Then when the troops are coming home and people are complaining bout how a bunch of towel headed slum dwellers kicked our ass, Ill be able to say don't blame me I wanted our troop to stay and die, ye see the cause of democracy and freedom is so great that we have to kill people till they accept it , unless its china then we have to do loads of business with them making big profits for our shareholders..Its just a s well most of you are too poorly educated to see this hypocrisy or boy would ma face be red..huhuu as it is I suggest all go do some shopping watch some teepee and shut the fuk up , well tell how much you owe us when its all over ..kay..
In the UK 8 men are on trial for errorism in the high court in london , they are charged with getting caught and not being clever enough to get away with anything, least of all blowing up aeroplanes with bombs they were unable to make. The court were shown pictures of the sort of bomb they might have been able to make if they weren't a bunch of useless nutters with no clue. Prosecuting attorney didn't say its terrible to imagine what they might have been able to do if they were able to do things..The court were also shown so called “You r dumb videos” I mean martyr dumb videos filmed by some of the defendants to be shown after they killed themselves , lets take a look...
I am not brainwashed, I am clever enough to know how to read this statement prepared for me by the guy filming this who wont be blowing himself up..Islam will triumph , you will never win against us because we are ready to die, when we have all killed ourselves then you ll see, er because we will all be dead and so will some of you er and that will be victory You have bought this jean ad upon yourselves, and I am proud to take part in the jean ad against the west , I will be playing the guy in the launderette, with the boxer shorts while marvin gay sings grapevine , it will be the greatest jean ad ever..One day we will be free and our lands will be free and Allah will be praised , by all the people and if they don't, we will kill them or force them to praise allah ..these are the freedoms we fight for ..
In a Totally related story ..Laws given to councils in The un united kingdom to help combat errorism were used by pool borough council to spy on families making school placement applications checking to see if they lived where they said they lived.., using these special RIPAS powers the families communications can be intercepted they can be followed watched , there mail read and bank details accessed, the council defended its use of anti terror laws to check on a school placement application by not saying ...were in charge now fuk off and pay you taxes before we start looking at you , you lucky you live in the free world you know
And now the weather
its raining monarchs the UK , with showers of suicide bombers and a surge of troops in iraq , clouds of controversy will be following the torchure relay with outbreaks of tyranny expected along the way ...have a nice weekend...

DIE HUMANS DIE! SAY BUGS OF THE FUTURE

2008-04-04T17:10:00.000-07:00

GENOCIDE NOT SOON ENOUGH SAY BUGS -FKNNEWZ 040408 - Funny bloopers are a click away
Humans not destroying themselves fast enough say next evolutionary step
American style elections in Zimbabwe - mob rule replaces dictatorship
In the UK Cannabis remains classified as a drug instead of a terrorist weapon

Hello rothchilds cattle, welcome to the fkn newz Im far from home here are tonight's headlies.

Humans are damaging the Earth at such an unprecedented rate that the strain on the planet may destroy about two-thirds of its ecosystem services, according to a landmark international study..The consequences of humans' activities are severe and include: new diseases, sudden changes in water quality, creation of "dead zones" along the coasts, the collapse of fisheries, and shifts in regional climate, according to the Millennium Ecosystem Assessment Synthesis Report. But its not fast enough say the cockroaches beetles and other assorted life forms waiting to replace us, A Spokes thing for other life forms didn't say ..come on humanity get it over with , we all know your fukked , your greedy stupid selfish, and prone to acts of self destruction, the quicker you really fuk up and end your temporary dominion over earth , the quicker the beetles and worms can establish a glorious new future for life in the universe, what you didn't think you r were the ultimate evolutionary development did you hahahahahah, don't make me laff , cmon push the button get it over with you know you want to or at least some of us do huhuhu.The report says humans have changed ecosystems more rapidly in the past 50 years than any other period."This was done largely to meet rapidly growing demands for food, fresh water, timber, fiber and fuel," a statement said, adding that this resulted in an irreversible loss of life on Earth, with some 30 per cent of all mammal, bird and amphibian species threatened with extinction currently. more on that story later..In ZimbAbwe democracy has prevailed american style, with opposition simply posting their own election results and claiming victory , President Bush made this imaginary phone call to congratulate Morgan Tsvangirai the leader of the opposition on his imaginary victory , Hello mr Morgellans sangria congratulations on announcing your victory if you need some judges to check the votes just let me know, I must say its nice to see tyranny replaced with mob rule,that's what democracy means you know huh rule by the biggest gang in town..do you have any minerals we could extract for us I mean you despite his claim to victory a run off between the two is likely next week.
In the UK cannabis is to remain classified as a drug despite calls by politicians for its reclassification as a weapon of mass distraction,a new report by a panel of experts claims there is no link between cannabis and effective opposition to fascist government and policies,despite the increased strength of new strains of “skunk” cannabis users showed no signs of mounting organised opposition or effective alternatives to the shopping tyranny of the wealthy bankers who rule over us all with no trouble at all. Previous claims that cannabis made people enlightened and gave them extra perception making them better informed and super cool were described as wishful thinking,a spokesperson for the government didn't say ..we don't mind people on drugs thinking they are radical haha let them wallow in the feeling of smug self satisfaction bought about by smoking dope , the more stoned wasted tripped out free thinkers there are the better , every criminalised stoner wandering through infinite doors of perception is one less problem for us to worry about as we fuk the world over for a but in fact we invented some drugs to keep dissidents entertained more on that story later ..now the weather

OLYMPIC TORCHURE RELAY TO PASS THRO HYPOCRISY

2008-03-28T07:47:00.000-07:00

POT CALLS KETTLE BLACK AS OLYMPIC TORCHURE JOURNEY BEGINS
ALL HUMANS MUST DIE SAYs NOT MAD SCIENTISTS AND INSECT LEADERS
IRAQI ARMY MUST KILL IRAQI PEOPLE SAY BRITISH TROOPS HIDING IN BASRA

Hello shopping slaves of earth, welcome to the fkn newz, Im too little to late here are tonights headlies...
One of the worlds most opressive regimes , and largest military powers has come under pressure to end its clampdown on protest, censure of the media and occupation of a country strategic to her interests, and so has China hahah
What hypocrasy and nonsense the whingeing of western powers is in relation to Chinas occupation and tyrrany in Tibet...like were the good guys ...Heres an Imaginary speech president Blush wont be making from the grassy knoll near the top of the moral high ground just next to the non existant palestinian holocaust memorial ..my Fellow meercats , for years America has led the way when it comes to subverting truth, freedom and democracy around the world ,through our historic support for and military assistance to military dictators in chile, columbia, nicuragua, iran, iraq, vietnam and other countries too numericalouus to speechify all of them, we have been reponsible for more torture , kiling , injustice, undemocratic rule and genocide than any other country since the end of the second world “kill all the young people before they relalise theire slaves” war. Even the countries who have democracy are, elitist , nepotostic, exploitative, money grabbing , rampant capatalist ,planet destroying fuck wits..So you can imagine how hard it is for me to find the words to criticise Chinas invasion, subjucation and tyrrany in Tibet..er so ill let Nacy Pelosi do it instead,.. thank you and may God invest in america. and China especisally when they are hosts to this years Visalympics er Cola games, er the Olymbig Macs ,..Yes protest continued in the mainstream media, their lips smacking with glee in the reporting of shouted protests and the unfurling of banners at the lighting of the Olypic torchure ceremony..do you think maybe back in the fifties when the Chinese were actaully killing hundreds of thousands in a well documented slaughter we could have raised our voices, or maybe when Israel was shelling the civilians of Lebanon our outrage might have peaked, or maybe when The US Europe and Britain were selling gas, guns and bombs to saddam, in Iraq, sidewinders and c4 to the radical muslim extremists in afaghanistan, maybe that would have been a good time to protest , oooh I dont know deek Im much more comfortable being led by the nose by corporate media , I like to know when Im supposed to be outraged and what I am allowed to protest about you know, I wouldnt want to have a mind or an opinion of my own you know.... Fuk the weak mumblings of our complicit fascist governments ,.Whats so worthy about the olypics anyway , isnt it a competition to find the best killers, started by the warring empire of greece to celebrate their supremacy over other weaker nations , fuk the olypics, I dont care if their held by kim ill sung in a concentraton camp sponsored by jack the ripper , fuck javelin throwing winners and losers , ..lets have an alternative olympics, in baghdad with some new events like the ethnic division suicide bombing, waterboard endurance, and spot the Fake intelligence on Iran...the British would field strong competitors in events such as , brown nosing without swallowing to much shit and hiding in our base till the troubles over...The french would no doubt win some medals in the top poodles of bush or is it too late to kill some arabs competitions .... more on that story later
One of the worlds least crazy scientists has stated that some day all humans must die, its invetable he said, our planet is doomed and theres nothing we can do about it. Professor Lovelock points out that all life along with humans will perish when the sun expands and temperatures on earth make life impossible. Mean while the prospects for humans in the near future are not that great..the Earth is a living, self-regulating system, by filling its atmosphere with CO2 we have destroyed the balance and overheated the planet." We face a ruthless period of natural selection."I reckon there’s 80 per cent more people than the world can carry, A billion is about the right number of people for the Earth. We are nearly seven billion. It would be hubris to think humans as they now are God's chosen race." In a related story more crazy scientists in antartica say A chunk of ice the size of Manhattan has started to break away from Antarctica.The Wilkins Ice Shelf has been stable for most of the last century, but began retreating in the 1990s. Six ice shelves in the same part of the continent have already been lost, says the British Antarctic Survey (BAS). Professor David Vaughan of BAS said: "Wilkins is the largest ice shelf on the Antarctic Peninsula yet to be threatened."I didn't expect to see things happen this quickly. The ice shelf is hanging by a thread - we'll know in the next few days or weeks what its fate will be." Other Mad scientists say it heightens concerns over the impact of climate change on this part of Antarctica but nobody should believe this or any other evidence , and shopping should continue as normal for the benefit of our glorious planet consuming people exploiting economy, creating wealth for a handfull of people and distracting others fro their one and only life on earth..
After 3 days of fighting in Iraqs southern capital Basra, Isurgents have reported that british troops have been no help at all, to the Government forces fighting for control of the streets and the city itself, a spokesperson for the british forces hiding in their base didnt tell us, “its no good us killing Iraqis any more , the Iraqis must kill the Iraqis, its our strategy of divide and conquer you know,works bloody well in most cases , figure out who hates who give guns to both sides and let the killing commence , you know Id be surprided if America wasnt behind a good many suicide bombs on shia and sunni areas of baghdad, its such a bloody good ruse haw haw ahw ..In an exlusive interview for FKN Newz mUchtada alsadr explains why his malicia are fighting , Whats to explain you fukkers invaded our country, calling us insurgents is like calling tibetan monks terorists, you make me lagh your scizophrenic in your reporting of world events , these people are terorists but these people are protestors, freedom fighters when we like them terorist guerillas when you dont , the people of your nations must dumb fucks, if they believe any of the rubbish you tell them..In other peacefull developments across the mostly peacfull country, which is now closer to peace than it has ever been since America invaded , er liberated it, Thousands of Sadr supporters gathered in Baghdad's Sadr City, a vast Shia-dominated suburb, to demand Mr Maliki's resignation over the military operation, Baghdad's fortified Green Zone was again hit by several rounds of rockets, causing a fire, Iraqi police in Kut said dozens of people were killed in clashes on Thursday between Iraqi and US forces, and Shia militiamen, There have also been clashes through the night and the early morning in the towns of Hilla and Diwaniya, on Wednesday in Hilla a US military air raid caused a number of civilian casualties..peacefully of course

Killing For Victory - Dying for Peace

2008-03-22T08:25:00.000-07:00

IRAQIS CELEBRATE 5 YEARS OF ROBBERY MURDER AND LIES
TIBETANS CELEBRATE 60 YEARS OF GENOCIDE AND TYRANNY
THE UK CELEBRATES SECURITY THREATS AND FAKE ECONOMY

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Iraqis celebrate the 5th anniversary of their liberation and disarming of their weapons of mass destruction. So says a statement from the Imaginary Iraqi ministry of make believe. We join our news speak corespondent - Brian - liar for the state - Robinson, live in the green zone of Baghdad for a special report on the celebrations and president Bush's victory speech. Hello Lovely, 5 years on from the glorious liberation of oil wealth er I mean Iraq, and everything is great here in the Green Zone , The statement from Mohammed puppet government -can I have another cheque please anything foradalla. goes on not to say -- we are so happy the Americans chose to invade our country, steal our oil and kill so many of us. Were so lucky the rest of the world stood by and did nothing , choosing to believe that incredible story about us having weapons of mass destruction, even after 10 years of the greatest military power on earth bombing us at will, destroying every target of any military value whatsoever, Its easy to see how you could believe that er ha well maybe not...still thank you anyway you have made so many of our lives so much shorter .... Many ordinary Iraqis are corrupt er happy as well er anyway we asked one of them if they wanted some money to say nice things about the war and they did...Thank you america, for bringing sadamm to power in the first place with the CIA backed coup, for giving him all the guns and bombs to wage war on Iran, who you hated for deposing your Iranian puppet government under the Shah back in 1976, For standing by Sadamm when he gassed the kurds and committed genocide on the marsh people of the south , thank you , for continuing to do business with him while he tortured and killed us , for bombing us back to the stone age for ten years between wars, for your invasion that took power from the western style military industrial dictator and gave it to fundamentalist religious leaders forcing us to live under sharia law and the tyranny of zany voodoo beliefs..thank you so much...please I must go now... President Bush emphasised the successes of the war and its wider success in the war on error .not saying Overthrowing Sadamm Hussein was "the right decision" the world is a more dangerous and expensive place because the US has acted. I dismiss underestimates " of the war's price tag."The costs are huge and necessary when we consider the amount of money me and my chronies are making huhuhu, me and the other real terrorists who murder the innocent in the streets of Baghdad, want to murder you in the the streets of America and Defeating the enemy in Iraq will make it more likely we will be able to defeat you here at home,,huhuh “god fuck America huhuhu - Nobel-prize winning economist Joseph Stiglitz calculates the war cost $3 trillion so far. As the fifth year of the war draws to a close running expenses for 2008 are projected to exceed $16 billion a month for Iraq and Afghanistan hooo whee . government officials frequently talk about the lives of our soldiers as priceless. But from a cost perspective, these “priceless” lives show up on the Pentagon ledger simply as $500,000 - the amount paid out to survivors in death benefits and life insurance. by contrast the 650,000 dead Iraqis haven't cost a bean hahahahahah....praise our lord, but fuck yours hahah.
Tibetans are celebrating 60 years of communist rule by the biggest dictatorship on earth , monks in Lhasa marking the anniversary of Chinese rule have held a week of riots and clashes with security forces to commemorate the events, Protests er I mean celebrations by ethnic Tibetans have been reported in at least 25 places in Tibet and neighbouring provinces in western China,China has admitted for the first time that Pro-Beijing celebrations have spread outside the Tibetan Autonomous Region, as happiness is ratcheted up, Chinese news agency reported 24 people had partied themselves to death after festivities in the Tibetan city of Lhasa, and 170 revellers had surrendered er volunteered to help tidy up some prison cells. Hundreds of troops have been seen pouring into Tibetan areas to join the party. The authorities have placed strict limits on Western journalists trying to report on the fun and Chinese and Tibetan sources have given very different accounts of the celebrations and there reason, Chinese news agencies did not say , these monks and other party gores' are so enthusiastic about chinese rule they cannot contain themselves or their happiness, we have always ruled Tibet, even before 1950 when the People invited us to invade and destroy 10,000 years of their culture. No one must boycott the olympics or any of our corporate sponsors as a result of our obvious fascism and tyranny, to do so would be a form of economic terrorism, your government will soon be compelled to prevent , thank you ..more on that story later.
In the UK Gordon brown has not made this speech on national security listing the threats facing the UK , urr In the coming years britain must face the challenges of new and emerging threats they are ,,urr freedom of speech , people simply voicing their opinions will become increasingly dangerous to Britain and her economic partners especially in relation to the un elected dictators of Saudi Arabia and China..Climate change some people have not swallowed all the shit about how its their fault their planets fucked and may not pay the green taxes we've got lined up for you peasant fukkers er I mean shit consumers, terrorism ..there is no telling how many more fake terror attacks Israel America and others will foist upon us in the coming years, we should all be ready to suspend our powers of critical thinking at any time to cope with these eventualities..Pestilence and plague vast sums of money can be made from people either afraid of disease or infected with a disease for this reason britain should be ready to buy more bird flu , rabbit fever or bogey man antidote in case large pharmaceutical companies need more of our money...And finally economic terorism Today as the bank of England pumps another 11 billion into the economy and shares in HBOS slump on the back of rumours about its solvency it is perhaps more important than ever to stress that , propping up our fake economy, by printing more money when we need it, is our no one priority , when it is prudent I plan to bring legislation to the house , making it compulsory to shop and ensuring a supply of debt to the landless peasant fucks , this will ensure stability for the few wealthy banking families that rule over us all with no trouble at all. Breaking news on that bank of england story this statement has just been imagined by The Governor of the Bank of England Peasants of Britain In these difficult times I urge you on behalf of our made up money supply , Shop for your lives, spend for victory , Die in debt...
thanks now the weather ..increased military spending , economic uncertainty, religious extremism, and moral ambiguity

have a nice weekend

NO WAR IN IRAN SAY WARMONGERING WARMONGERS

2008-03-21T05:30:00.000-07:00

No war with Iran say warring warmongering warmongers from Wartime HQ
World banking conspiracy er I mean co-operation to print more debt I mean money
New sins announced by medieval voodoo organisation headed by former nazi hrg
In The UK Oath to the queen and treason law reform for land less peasant fuks
hello landless peasant fuks ,welcome to the fkn newz im naughty but nice , here are tonights headlies...
The White House said yesterday that "there is no one" inside the US government who wants war with Iran (going on not to say - actually there are lots of us ) "There's no "one" in the administration who is suggesting anything other than a diplomatic approach to Iran," spokeswoman Dana Perino said a day after the commander of US forces in the Middle East resigned. going on not to say "it's nonsense" to say that Admiral William Fallon stood in the way of president bush attacking Iran , after all President Bush is a man who invaded Iraq pre-emptively based on walt disney stories about WMD, in a country we spent 10 years bombing into ever smaller pieces, this is a man who after 9/11 Invaded the country where none of the alleged Hijackers came from , to say that his administration would be prevented from more attacks by one belligerent officer was a bigger stretch of credulity than calling america leader of the free world..."The unofficial explanation for his resignation is that there was a damaging "perception problem" between Fallon and the White House. people think Fallon is an intelligent reasonable public servant and the Bush administration are greedy corporate warmongering fascist insane ranting religious megalomaniacs. It was an open secret in US military circles that the admiral disagreed with the Bush administration's strategy in the Middle East. Fallon had this to say last autumn on Iran "This constant drumbeat of conflict is not helpful or useful. I expect that there will be no war, and that is what we ought to be working for." The White House is at pains to argue that the military option with regard to Iran remains "on the table", we don't want to use it we just like looking at it said an imaginary representative of the military industrial complex. ooh look at that military option all shiny and oozing taxpayer s money for our murderous profiteering ooh , do you think it looks better on he table or should we put it on the wall, maybe we could get it made into cufflinks mmm I like that ..military option cufflinks...araaargghh

Stock markets jumped around the world after the Federal Reserve, European Central Bank, the Bank of England and other central banking families announced a pumping of debt er cash into the markets. The auction of funds – followed similar moves in December and January – A non existent spokesperson for the few wealthy banking families that rule over us all with no trouble at all, said ...you want money we've got loads' money , were rolling in it , I could carpet the fucking world in money hahahahah...its just paper you fucking morons , we've got a machine called a “printing press” that makes the stuff all day ,..hahahahha..thing is its worthless until your puppet governments enforce its use , luckily for us we own all your leaders hahahah, so they have all agreed to “buy “ our bits of paper and pay even more than it says its worth on the fucking notes...we call that bit the “ interest” instead of slave tax or robbery margin hohahaha its brilliant really ..and it gets better ..most people don't care that the whole thing is a rip off and actually sell us their future to get more of these worthless bits of paper, a process called getting into debt ..actually the whole thing is just a scam to distract you from your slavery and dispossession of the land , a bit like the great wall of china, not built to stop an invasion , but to keep the peasants so busy they never stop to wonder why the emperor and his chronies are in charge ..so don't worry about the money it'll never run out, we can go on printing it forever .. now you can all go back to paying your debts and shopping , forget you ever saw me woo wow oo more on that story later ..

Pope benedict the turd er I mean 16th - A former member of the Nazi party , now head of a large organisation of irrational, superstitious, property tycoons, reckoned for child molesting, the destruction of ancient civilisations, the obstruction of scientific knowledge and a succession of religious crusades..has announced a list of new sins..they are - environmental pollution - yea lest ye have offset the carbon by buying the pollution sins of a 3rd world country
genetic manipulation - lest it be to breed a young boy with a third anus who can sing in the soprano range..accumulating excessive wealth - for ye must not ever be as rich or even come close to the riches of our catholic church the single most wealthy entity on earth, inflicting poverty - yeah lest ye be a church whose congregation is the poorest on earth , whilst ye be the richest entity then ye shall be forgiven and hallowed shall thy investments in china and haliburton be..drug trafficking and consumption..lest it be the wine representing the body of christ or the beer representing the domestic abuse and murder committed by drunken men on a daily basis..or the buck fast made by our monks in the uk so beloved of the underage drinker stamping on your head in a drunken violent rampage.
morally debatable experiments - lest they be in search of the aforementioned soprano anus..and violation of fundamental rights of human nature - the right to gravity being among them and also the right be infected with aids or have the baby of your rapist Ada men.
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In the UK Treason trials could return to Britain if the Government accepts a recommendation by Lord Goldsmith in his citizenship review. which does not includes plans for The creation of a new National Citizens’ Corps, whose members would provide stalinist dogma er I mean advice to others on training and development for citizenship in correct thinking and thinking correctly .
Fascist , I mean Special US-style allegiance ceremonies to be staged for school children, to increase national identity and worship of our beloved leader. Lord Goldsmith recommended holding them in landmark buildings such as the Tattoo Britain, the National Gallery and Edinburgh Castle but didn't say he supported pupils wearing an obedience collar that gave them small electric shocks if they forgot the words to the oath. He wants the 14th-century treason law clarified so that "levying war against the sovereign in his realm" would apply to anyone on earth "We don't expect citizens of earth to be assisting our enemies," long live the queen and the controlling influence of her sex hormones on the hive fink bla bal ..I have no objection to swearing an oath at the queen and in the interest of a stimulating public debate we at FKN newz would like to offer our own specially written oath for consideration
I ..insert name..wish the queen would fuck off along with her entire family of fascist leech like fukkers,and I swear to oppose and protest her rule, symbolic or otherwise, and the rule of her offspring as long as there is breath in my body..your majesty
now the weather

NEW WORLD DISORDER SOONER OR ER LATER

2008-03-08T03:27:00.000-08:00

New world order delayed by credit crunch say beefy wankers er wealthy bankers
Holocaust in Gazza, but nothing like the Jewish one says camp commandant
In the UK new Identity passport cards for babies embryos fetus and Students

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here are tonights top stories...

The much anticipated New world order has been delayed by instability in world financial markets, the credit crunch and ,some commentators say, infighting and idecision amonst the few wealthy banking families that rule over us all with no trouble at all..In a much anticipated announcement by Ordo Nullus Mundi , president of the world and spokesperson for the NWO , a new timetable for global domination, one world government, population reduction and the unifying religion of all shopping oneness was presented to the world. heres Ordono Mundi from the headquarters of the New world order somewhere in Patagonia...People of earth many of you have been expecting the NWO for some time now and believe me we want to give it to you , it had been hoped that by now many of you would be dead and the rest rounded up , microchipped and reeducated into the new streamlined religion of all oneness and shopping paradise.. However rising awareness of our evil intentions and a lack of borrowing by the debt cows of the western world means we have delayed the launch of the NWO brand untill 2012. From now untill then, we will continue brainwashing you with fake terror, news about shopping, and rumours about planet x, the mayan calendar and shapeshifting aliens . This will keep you distracted while we get you and your countries into more debt with our glorious wankers er I mean bankers and line some smuck up as a patsy to start a nuclear war..untill then If you could all please suspend your powers of critical thinking , keep buying shit you dont need and help us prepare for your eternal economic slavery that would be great. Remember above all else, consumers live in debt and exist to shop... without your complicity in this great evil enterpise we are powerless to fuk you , long live the 4th riech of shopping , er I mean the new world order, all hail our glorious banking family rulers at 16.9 & apr, subject to status , conditions apply , remember your planet is at risk if you do not keep up payments on it or a loan secured against it. zieg hile er I mean Interest rates..fink slobber ..Some commentators have pointed to the emergence of India Russia and china as economic and military powers and suggested that negotaition between these players and the masonic illuminati hapzburg billdergerger, do you wanna be in my gang my gang my gang, fascist nazi bully boy thugs, may delay the onslaught of one world governmnet and elite rule over all. more on that story later ...

In the area of the planet designated as Israel by internationally agreed treaties, deputy defence minister Matan Vilnai threatened a “holocaust” against Gaza if Palestinian militants stepped-up their rocket fire against Israel, Deputy Minister Matan Vilnai said:
“The more Qassam (rocket) fire intensifies and the rockets reach a longer range, they (the Palestinians) will bring upon themselves a bigger holocaust because we will use all our might to defend ourselves.” Going on not to say ..Of course it will be nothing like the one perpetrated by the nazis on the european jews in the second world war , the palestinians will not have their land and property taken from them, their businesses will not be closed down , they will not be segregated into ethnic enclaves, they will not be rounded up and herded into ever smaller living spaces, they will not be have their supplies of water , food , medical assistance cut off, they will not be treated as second class humans, they will not have a much larger superior military force kill their women and children and other innocent civilians, they will not be subject to torture and imprinsonment without trial, they will not be deprived of the right to elect their own leaders, they will not be forced to carry identification at all times or risk punishment or imprisonment , they will not be walled into ghettos where theire movements are controlled and their entire population made to suffer for the supposed crimes of a few....er ok mmm ok well maybe that sounds a bit like the same thing , but once upon a time we suffered these things so of course we are allowed to do it to other humans now, i mean any reasonable person can see the logic of our argument, the killing and torture we do is ok because once upon a time our ancestors were killed and tortured you see its all perfectly fair..

In the UK home secretary Jaqui smith has announced a rethink of its identity scheme.The introduction of the new passports will be delayed from 2010 to 2012, to coincide with the introduction of the New world order .Ms Smith told BBC Radio 4's Today programme she wanted to "speed up" up the introduction of the cards by making them compulsory for some groups at an earlier stage. Non-EU nationals will be issued with compulsory ID cards this year, airport baggage handlers and people in other sensitive security roles will get them from 2009, with students to get them from 2010 from which time it will also be compulsory for the unborn to have biometric pasports or identity cards , unfertilised eggs will be except untill 2012, but embyos and the fetus of pregnant women must be able to prove who they are as soon as possible.."We need to be clear that the technology is there and, of course, Parliament would have the final decision as to whether or not, and when, entry on the identity register became compulsory for male sperm and unfertilised eggs." Ms Smith went on not to say. " there are big advantages to making the population as afraid and cowed as possible, ID cards will allow us to enforse our police state more easily . The government claims identity cards will boost security, tackle identity fraud and prevent illegal immigration, however security experts have pointed out that those convicted of terrorism in recent years were never involved with identity fraud, and none of these measures will stop credit card fraud or prevent immigrants from entering the country. A Civil liberties spokesperson opposed the ID card said "Whether you volunteer or are coerced onto the ID database, there's no way back. You'll be monitored for life. That's why the government is targeting students and young people, to get them on before they realise what's happening," Shortly after this he was bundled into the back of a car , shot in the head and dumped in the river thames .. I for one have nothing to hide and nothing to fear from revealing my identity to the state, I am the walruss cookoocachoo, I am corn holy oh, are you threateneing me , I am the man who ate the boiled hame raw, I am spartacus , no Iam spartacus..

thanks now the weather..gathering clouds of war, some low flying spyplanes, and a period of unsettled behavior, clearing up as opression and tyrrany take hold over the next couple of years ..have a nice weekend

ISRAELI CHILD KILLERS DONT BOTHER US - MOOOWHAHA

2008-03-02T15:01:00.000-08:00

Israel kills lots of innocent men women and children but nobody gives a fuck about that
Prince Harry whos not a bastard fullfills psyco fascist killer ambitions in Afghanistan
President Bush urges congress to reinstate sinister wiretap laws or else

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here are tonights headlies....

Four Palestinian children have been killed in an Israeli air strike in the northern Gaza Strip,The boys were playing near a refugee camp. The Israeli army said that there attack was a response to a rocket fired by Hamas that killed an Israeli student near Sderot, Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert said "terrorists" in the territory would pay a very heavy price for the attacks. Going on not to say “we can kill as many of these sand peasants as we like nobody gives a fuck , hahahah, weve been bombing and blowing children up in palestine for years and the rest of the world isnt bothered at all, we dont even bother making excuses any more, we just kill the little fukkers any time we like hahahah.....The US Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice, said that the Palestinian rocket attacks "need to stop" but did not go on to say “ Israel on the other hand can kill many more innocent men women and children as it likes , and we will never complian because were complicit fascist pscyco killers..An imaginary Israeli army spokeswoman told the AFP news agency it had launched "several strikes that targeted and hit rocket-launching children " in the area, she went on to say , Hamas have been modifying children to launch rockets from hatches in their heads, or from specially designed rocket footballs and training shoes...One of Hamas's rockets did kill an Israeli student last week .Although the fatality was the first caused by rocket fire in nine months, In that time, more than 200 Palestinians have been killed by the Israeli military.
But who gives a fuck about them , we love the Israelis , they are lovlely people, land stealing genocidal serial killers with a bizzare religious belief that they are gods chosen people and every one who isnt jewish is a subhuman fit only to serve them or die. just the kind of people you want to have 200 nuclear warheads and a 21st century arsenal of uberweapons supplied by the united states of fuck you ....more on that story later

Prince Harry whos not a bastard , whos mother was not an whingeing adulteress , who had more cock than a parisien crack whore..has fullfilled his ambition to travel to far away lands meet strange and exotic people and kill them for fun hahahah..
Harry, 23, who is third in line to the throne, has spent the last 10 weeks serving in Helmand Province.The prince joked about his nickname "aristocratic wanker playing soldier boy", but said: "I finally get the chance to do the killing that I want to do." The deployment was subject to a news blackout deal, which broke down after the establishment decided hed been there long enough. Prime Minister Gordon Brown said Prince Harry had been an "exemplary solider".going on not to say
"The whole of Britain will be wishing he gets shot in the head for being such a gung ho cunt ," "I want to thank Prince Harry and all of our service personnel for killing foreighners and making it possible for american oil companies to build their pieline in afghanistan." Prince Harry is acting as a tactical air controller - calling up allied air cover in support of ground forces. He also goes out on foot patrols, hoping to kill something more challenging than a rare woodpigeon or a palace footman...The deployment comes after the prince's planned tour to Iraq last year had to be cancelled not because he was shitting himself about facing real danger ..Speaking ahead of this tour, Harry spoke of his relief over the mission.
Not saying " Its great to get the chance to actually kill people , thats what I wanted to do ever since I joined really." The queen was unavailable for comment but we can imagine her wafting her sex hormones off the balcony at buckingham palce to keep controll of the hive while her army slaughter people far away..your majesty.

In america President George W Bush has urged the passing of a bill that would retroactively shield firms which helped the government spy on its own people He called on the House of Representatives to approve the fascist totalitarian state law, allowing warrantless tapping of phone calls and e-mails of everyone and anyone untill we rule the world and you cant stop us moohahahah...Im sorry he didnt say that at all I just got a bit carried away...The House of Representatives allowed the law to expire this month after refusing to rubber stamp a Senate bill that would give telecommunication firms immunity from lawsuits. The legislation allowed government spying on foreign telephone calls and electronic correspondence without court permission. Mr Bush told the White House on Tuesday "a dangerous intelligence gap had opened up , it was now a vast chasm of stupidity and dumbness almost big enough for an idiot like him to fall into , failure to make me appear less stupid will aide our enemies ..

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The planets fucked its your fault and its getting worse
join me next week to see if doing nothing helped...

2008-02-28T14:18:00.000-08:00

US missile destroys peace in space er I mean broken space satellite
Spying on everyone protects us from you, say evil planet owners
In the UK - MI6 evidence at Diana inquest - our secret killers didnt kill anyone

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The US has successfully struck a disabled spy satellite with a missile fired from a warship in waters west of Hawaii, Officials did not say “were worried its hydrazine fuel could harm some thing or other were not sure what , but I can asure you that developing an ability to destroy satellites in space has got nothing to do with the chinese blowing one up last year , our only interest in developing satellite destroying technology is to keep earth safe from deadly toxic stuff that we make and put into space . We must not allow this deadly toxic stuff that we make and put into space to burn up in re entry like the 100s of satelites already have.” The controversial operation has been criticised by China and Russia who called on the US to provide more information about the mission, Russia suspects the operation was a cover to test anti-satellite technology under the US missile defence programme and A spokes person for the Chinese military did not say , “hahah go on develope your own satellite missiles ours will be better , we will be victorious in the forthcoming arms race and economic war , your country is already weakend by debt and decadence , or let us join forces persuading the people of earth to waste their lives and the planets resouces in an arms race to develope pointless killing machines , this will distract both our populations from their economic slavery and the destruction of our enviroment , leading to greater profits for the few wealthy fukkers who own the planet hahahahahah”.. it is not yet known how successful the operation was - the missile needed to pierce the satellite's fuel tank, containing more than 450kg (1,000lbs) of toxic hydrazine, which would otherwise be expected to burn up harmlessly upon rentry, The Pentagon said confirmation that the fuel tank has been hit should be available within 24 hours. If the tank were to land intact, it could leak nothing over a wide area - not harming or killing any humans and leading people to supect the govermnment were lying warmongering fkrs..less on that story later

Survelliance of everyone on earth is increasing as technology makes it easier , the stasi ,kgb ,and gestapo couldnt have dreamed of such complete and wide ranging powers to monitor entire populations. Phone companies and internet service providers keep records of all text messages, phone calls, e-mails, IP addresses, websites visited, and instant messaging services, collectively known as "traffic data". The information is retained so as to know who you are calling or e-mailing, when you're chatting and which websites you are visiting, the sort of thing that most of us would consider private and expect to be kept confidential. most of this data is routinely retained for six months. In europe Once the European Directive on Data Retention is national law it could be kept for two years. Meanwhile on the other side of the fence peoples ability to know things is routinley curtailed , your use of cameras is restricted , acces to goverment documents denied , dissent discouraged. In a recent case in the US A controversial website that allows whistle-blowers to anonymously post government and corporate documents has been taken offline , Wikileaks.org, as it is known, was cut off from the internet following a California court ruling, the site says.The case was brought by a Swiss bank after "several hundred" documents were posted about its offshore activities.
revealing allegations of money laundering and tax evasion , but we dont need to know about that , or that religious institutions are buggering their flock , or our police are in leauge with criminals , or that our banking institutions are ripping us off , or the military have plans to lock us all up if we get out of hand , so go back to sleep , watch tv , buy some shit you dont need and shut the fuck up , do nothing , and youll be ok but if you start rocking th boat , we know who you are , we know who you know, we know where you live and were watching you , so behave or well send the boys round...Of course none of that will be neccessarry because other than becoming very well informed about our opression and slavery nobody is doing anything about it , even the radical among us are content just to know its happenning , I must say it ceratinly gives me a sense of smug self satifaction to know im a landless peasant slave , in a global economic tyrrany , ruled over by an elite , who commit mass murder ,mass brainwashing , and fake terror , a global oligarchy of evil fascists who controll us all, selecting our leaders, keeping us in fear for our lives, mortgages and national secutiy, propagating fear , media manipulation , nationalism , fake religion and watching over us all with the biggest survelliance machiner y ever assembled on earth, yes im so fkn clever, if you want you can become well informed as well then we can all sit back with smug looks on our faces while the planets raped for the benefit of a few and we live our lifes off slavery, hahahah rant fink slobber slobber more on that story later

In The uk MI6 chief Sir Richard Dearlove told the Diana inquest yesterday that claims by Al Fayed that the agency had murdered the couple on the orders of the Duke of Edinburgh were "utterly ridiculous". Going on not to say “The Duke of Edinburgh couldnt lace his shoes up without help , he can barely mix a gin and tonic, In relation to claims my organisation of secret killers were involved Dodi Dianas death I would like to point out that highly trained covert operatives with contacts in all the major western intelligence agencies, well equipped with the latest technology and access to all areas of the military and governmnet , able to monitor anyones communications and practiced in the art of murderr deception and sabotage are just the kind of people who could have killed Di and Dodi, but im here as head of such an organisation to say we definatlety could have , er i mean couldnt have done that ..the tax payer s of the uk are wasting theyre money funding us and all we do is sit about waiting for the CIA and Mossad to tell us whats happening..honestly now give us some more money and shut the fuk up...
In a totally unrelated story Homeowners reacted with fury today after British Gas revealed a five-fold increase in profits. The £571m windfall - up from £95m last year - comes weeks after it stung 13m customers with a 15% increase in bills. Cosumer organisation in the UK didnt say, well just keep paying our bills and shut the fuck up , no need to rock the boat wondering how we ended up paying thro the nose for something we all need to a bunch of private companies owned by a few wealthy banking families....we all gladly make the water companies millions of pounds profit as well by paying lots of money for something vital to our survival , no need for the government to provide that , after all they need all our taxes to wage fake war and spy on us..
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CHINAS OLYMPIC DREAM-OPRESSION & TYRANNY

2008-02-15T16:27:00.000-08:00

Steven Spielberg resigns from chinas olympics, not to promote american fascism
Khalid sheik mohammed on trial for being captured and confessing to stuff
In the uk Sharia law row after voodo priests mumbo jumbo gibberings
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Steven spielberg has resigned as artistsic director to the chinese olympics , claiming “They could do more in Darfur” and urges other bodies to put pressure on the chinese to exert their influence..prior to this of course Steven had no qualms representing the biggest tyrrany on earth , giving them the benefit of his artistsic eye, to put a nice gloss on their country for the rest of the world. ,And who could blame him theyre such a rich er nice bunch of people , but wait steven arent these the murdering fukkers who machine gunned democracy protestors to death in a mass slaghter in tianemen square? arent these the genocidal psycopaths that invaded tibet , commiting acts of mass rape and murder? artificially inseminating tibetan women with chinese sperm , destroying 10,000 monatseries killing 100, 000 s of priests and religious adherents, isnt this the same regime that bans political dissents , blocks free media and access to knowledge about the outside world, wouldnt anyone who chose to work for or represent these people be a complicit, quizzling vichi, whore , willing to prostitute their art , skill or abilities to a fascist murder machine for a few more dollars , mmmm but wait your in good company , google, yahoo, ebay, coca cola, mcdonalds, vodaphone and most of the consumers of the western world, who buy there plastic shit are with you on this one steven , why let murder and tyrrany get in the way of buying a bargain or making a buck . Fuck the little children in the mines and sweat shops , fuck the slaves , the political prisoners the tortured dissentors , the dead the dying and the innocent victims of economic slavery supported by our western democracies, fuck em alll we want a lovely olympics , a dazzling display or artistry to distract us from our own lives as miserable economic slaves in the happy new world order,. Its a tough job but somebodies gotta make the biggest tyrrany on earth look good to salve the conscience of us complicit appeasing consumer scum, gobbling up their cheap crap as fast as the slaves can churn it out ..meanwhile Steven wont be out of a job for long I hear the american government has not asked him to be artistsic director of the Iraq afghanistan war , hell be in charge of keeping the american population in a state of suspended belief or modeled perception , or just plain brainwashing them, about the fake war on terror, the non existence of weapons of mass destruction, the status of our allies as military dictators and the bush huntas war for oil..so plenty to keep him busy then, less about that story later...

Khalid sheik mohamed and five others are to face charges over the 11 September 2001 attacks in the US, The Pentagon says Khalid sheik mohhamed has admitted to being responsible "from A to Z" for the attacks in New York and Washington. He also confessed to being captured by american forces , and being subject to over 3 years of isolation and torture. He details his complicity in anything at all if youll please stop the pain , and his readiness to rat out my grandma if youll take the electrodes of my testicles. Thers a long list of other crimes he s prepared to take the blame for which were sadly unintelligible due to the screamming and gurgling as he was being drowned and beaten simultaeneaosly ..At a hearing to determine whether he was an "human being" who should be tortured at Guantanamo Bay, he said he had personally decapitated all the women found guilty of adultery and executed in saudie arabia americas ally in the war on error ..Mr Mohammed is expected to be killed er i mean tried by a special kangarooo court er military tribunal.According to the transcripts released, the self-proclaimed head of al-Qaeda's military committee admitted to:
the organising, planning, follow-up and execution of the controlled demolishion of 9/11 as a favour to larry silverstien who scooped 7 billion on the insurance, and to help out the bush hunta with their desire to steal all the oil in Iraq and build the unocal pipeline thro afghanistan ..
responsibility for the earlier, 1993 attack on the World Trade Center in New York, by helping the FBI, hire vans, fill them with explosive and blame some non existant arabs..responsibility for the failed attempt to turn back the tide by king canute
plots to cook and eat children by constructing gingerbread houses in the tora mountains..attack Heathrow Airport, Canary Wharf and Big Ben Israel, the Panama Canal, mount everest, the pacific ocean and the moon
a plot to hit the 2 towers in middle earth, destroy america with robot cars, launch a surprise attack on pearl harbour and kidnap the lindberg baby ..plots to eat little red riding hood, push humpty dumpty off a wall and chopping the tales of 3 blind mice ,
A spokesperson for the amercian military did not saty Mr Mohhamed will recieve a fair executon , er trial and he will have the right to an appeal before his execution, very little of the eveidence we beat out of him will be a secret but the trial will be secret so er em basically it wiill all be a secret mm but fair , long live ze father land homeland , area of the planet designated as a fascist state, death to humans designated as enemy combatants , all hail the happy new world order..
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In the UK The Archbishop of Cunterbury says the adoption of certain aspects of Christain law in the UK "seems unavoidable". Dr Rowan Williams demanded that the nation take the following test to see if they were as crazy as he is , if you can answer yes to 1 or more of these questions chances are you are a fukking nutter just like him
1.You vigorously deny the existence of gods claimed by others, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
2.You feel insulted when scientists say that people evolved, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
3.Your angry when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but don't flinch when hearing how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the death of entire ethnic groups in including women, children
4 You look for loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but believe dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents guessing that Earth is a few generations old.
5. You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs ,will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."
6. While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.
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the planets fucked its yout fault and its getting worse

SAVE THE FAKE ECONOMY WITH MORE DEBT

2007-12-13T17:43:00.000-08:00

Borrow money and buy useless shit to save our fake economy say world banks
Bali climate conferece a waste of time say extinct species and dead forests
algerian bombers have links to al quaeda or the cia /mossad or walt disney
In the uk gordon brown signs EU treaty and police moan about wages of fascism

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Up to $110bn in loans will be made available to world money markets by central banks including the Bank of England and the US Federal Reserve, to ease the credit crunch in inter bank lending. Central banks are worried that if banks have trouble getting credit, they will raise rates for customers, bringing spending among indebted populations to a standstill. hahah thats how fake and fragile this whole paper money economy is, you must borrow money and buy useless shit or its fucked. we asked top economist and member of one of the worlds wealthy banking families to explain the cash injection, In an exclusive interview with fkn newz he didnt say...You see you have to borrow money of us and buy the crap made in factories we lent money to build or were fucked., we must encourage more debt and therefore more spending before the snake eating its tale gets to its head. The whole facade of this debt making machine will come falling down around our ears if we cant get the debt slaves , er I mean consumers to consume. Imagine a group of casinos full of gamblers, our business is to ensure a supply of worthless plastic chips to these poor saps so they can continue losing theire lives to us , if the landless peasants er i mean customers of the casinos have no plastic chips , they cant lose and owe their life to the mob , I mean make money for the casino. In a way they only exist because we need losers er I mean consumers to play the games , other wise we might as well kil you all , er I mean shut down the casinos. If people are stupid enough to accept bits of paper as money instead of precious metals they deserve to be ripped off ,were only doing what comes naturally, exploiting the weak and poorly educated for our own gain , whats wrong with that , its all perfectly legal were legitimate business men...A non existant spokesperson for an organisation that doesnt exist said this in response to the bankers cash injection,...your were all fucked a long time ago , dont waste time worrying about the future and how things might go badly wrong , your allready economic slaves in earth plc, none of you have anything of real value , no silver, no gold , no right to land, hahaha, the shit hit the fan a long time ago for most of you and your still worrying about interest rates hahahahah, wake up and smell the tyrrany your pockets are full of paper and your minds are full of lies , now fuk off bak to work and be afriad of economic uncertainty and immigration
EU ministers are threatening to boycott a US-led climate summit next month over the Bush administration's opposition to firm cuts in greenhouse gas emissions.The row comes during the penultimate day of UN climate talks in Bali, where progress on outstanding issues is slow. what a crock of bullshit what a giant smokscreen of lies and corporate propaganda greenhouse emmissions arnt the problem deforestation is the problem , consumerism is the problem , material ism is the problem, business is the problem ,Oh deek your just to radical , dont you know we can change, we can still go on destroying the world, we just have to do it slowly didnt you know that deek huh,, According to 400 biologists from all over the wordl , were currently in a human-caused mass extinction, known as the Holocene extinction event.In a survey conducted by New York's American Museum of Natural History, 70 percent of them believe that up to 20 percent of all,, living populations would become extinct within 30 years . Biologist E. O. Wilson estimated in 2002 that if current rates of human destruction of the biosphere continue, one-half of all species of life on earth will be extinct in 100 years. More significantly the rate of species extinctions at present is estimated at 100 to 1000 times "background" or average extinction rates in the evolutionary time scale of planet Earth; moreover, this current rate of extinction is thus 10 to 100 times greater than any of the prior mass extinction events in the history of the Earth.
If you think any of that information was part of the Bali conference on climate fucking er I mean change, send a stamped adressed envelope to , I believe recyling my pizza boxes will save the earth, at how can we continue to fuk the planet over for a buk , so the super rich can have more money..

The two bombings in Algiers on Tuesday killed at least 11 UN employees. It appears UN offices were deliberately targeted.. Islamist group, the Salafist Group for Preaching and Combat (GSPC), claimed responsibility for the attack and re-branded itself as "al-Qaeda in the Land of the Islamic Maghreb", this training video shows radical muslim extremists ability to march , jump, and climb over things,skills which were no doubt put to use in this latest deadly attack , The UN in algeria did not make this statement after the bombings..The CIA have never blown things up or given money to people to blow things up in order to create tensions ,exploit division , further their own political ends or just plain kill people . Mossad has no interest in portraying muslims a voilent killers , and anti western terrorists. The Intelligence agencies of America and Israel would never dream of inventing acts of terror or perpetrating them to ensure they get a bigger budget and more controll over natioanl insecurity. It is very likely that all sophisticated terror cells are organised and coordinated by crazy religious fanatics , living in a dusty cave somewhere, armed with a couple of walky talkies a laptop and a mobile phone. The billion dollar budgets of Mossad and the CIA cannot hope to compete with theese wily skilfull opponents and there unllimited supply of headscarfs and rusty kalshnikovs...

In the UK gordon brown flies off to lisbon to sign the latest in a long line of european treaties without voters having any say at all, before leaving he did not say , If we let the peopl ehave a say in important decisions like this , business wouldnt get such a good deal , now fuk off and and pay yer debts while I sell you all down the river to a bunch of plutocrats with suits on hahah. In a totally unrelated story police in britian are unhappy about their recent wage settlement , a spokes person for the police federaion did not say ..If the governement want us to be the fascist arm of a police state theyll have to give us more money, to carry out their thuggish tax extracting slavewhipping orders. or well sort them out na what i mean.
In scotland controversy rages over donald trumps plans to buils a luxury golf development on a stretch of unspoild scottish coastline , his first application having been rejected ,the scottish parliament is now considering the plans. Ministers for inward investment did not say ..fuk off donald we dont want you r nillions of dollars of investment and backhanders, or a luxury home on the edge of the course if we help you out wink wink...eh
now the weather..low clouds of fear and loathing settleing over the entire planet ..

War On Freedom Kicks Americas Ass

2007-12-07T04:53:00.000-08:00

The Homegrown Terrorism Prevention Act:

"Political language has to consist largely of euphemisms ... and sheer cloudy vagueness."
- George Orwell

H.R 1955: the Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Prevention Act of 2007 recently passed by the House
"AN ACT - To prevent homegrown terrorism, and for other purposes." Scary Shit.....

War on freedom going better than expected, say evil fascist rulers of earth
New intelligence on Iran says “we dont know whether to attack them or not”
In the UK Interest cut boosts seasonal greed debt and chinese profits

hello landless debt slaves, welcome to the fukin news, Im water cooled here are tonights top stories.

The war on freedom has achieved a serious of remarkable victories over a population of sleepwalking zombie sheep . Perhaps the greatest victory of all has been the destruction of liberty in America...For 2 hundred years the united states stood as a beacon of freedom for the world to aspire to and compare with their own illigitinmate rule by despots, royals, generals, huntas and other representatives of the few wealthy bankers who rule over us with no trouble at all...Well Not any more , nope the people of America are now well and trully owned, first their finaces were taken over by the wealthy bankers using the federal reserve act in 1913, then their industry was taken over by the military indusrial complex when they were hoodwinked into the second wwar, shortly after the war their government was overcome by outside influence (Im not saying its da jews but oi vay it aint da tibetans), military and intelligence operations began and continue to this day to create enlarge and protect any fascist state that supports their rule. Then came 9/11 the biggest lie in moderrn history enabling the evil bankers of earth to strip the America people of its freedom in the name of national insecurity Now the final frontier of liberty in the land of the free is under assault ..Your mind,,, thats right , Not content with enslaving and endebting america with the biggest deficit in history , not satified with total controll of the media , the government , the army , the police .Now they must stop the few who have an operating brain. .All of them must be silenced.by the final solution - H.R 1955: the Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Prevention Act of 2007 ..AN ACT - To prevent homegrown terrorism, and for other purposes. Other purposes WTF are they ...you may well ask,,These “other purposes” strangley enough also appear in the federal reseve act “ to establish a more effective supervision of banking in the United States, and for other purposes.”Any ways these .other purposes are the nails in the coffin of your right to protest or dissent in corporate america.If this act passes into law , all protest ers will be teroorists , all demonstrations will be by violent radicals , any attempt to change the minds of others or promote a different point of view will make you a radicalizer..The idea of freedom fighters , justifiable resistance, freedom of speech will be history.. and as President Bush said recently There are no mandelas, mandela is dead..he may have been talking about Iraq but the same will be true in the USA no one will be a protestor, or the resistance, or freedom fighters all disent ers will be teroriss terrorists..shipped off to fema camps for re orientation, fox news will tell the sheeple - they were planning acts of terror - the sheeple will let it happen as long as they can eat cheerios and watch the nfl.. If I might add on a personal note before your freedoms are gone forever , do you think some of you might consider rising up in a popular -but entirely peacfull-revolution, free from the use of force or radical thought and action ,absent of attempts to affect political or social change and stop these evil fukkers , because after your gone , were next , cmon people big brother isnt watching you hes kicking your ass,,hes pinned you down and your out on the count of 3 god bless the united states of fascism , long live ze 4th riech, rant fink.
In a related story The National Intelligence Estimate (NIE) on Iran this week concluded that Iran probably did once have a plan to develop a nuclear bomb but halted this in 2003 and had not restarted by mid-2007. There was an important proviso: "We do not know whether it currently intends to develop nuclear weapons." was that an intelligence report Im confused beacause it seemed to be saying “we dont know” gee I could write that report ,Heres some other things We dont know,we dont know , if Bush is tsill a coke snorting drunk , we dont know if his familly are still nazi sypathisers, we dont know if Israel infiltrated so much of the american government that it might as well raise its flag over the whitehouse, we dont know if pakistans very real nuclear arsenal will be taken over by nutty religious fanatics, who will launch a salvo of nuewks at the west confident that when they die in the inevitable newclear respobse, allah and 72 virgins will be waiting for them in the after life. , we dont know if the royal family of britain are shape shifting aliens breeding humans for their brain sucking relatives , we dont know if diana was pregnant if dodi had proposed or if trevor reece jones , the suviving bodygaurd lost his memory or just doesnyt want to tell us what he knows , we dont know if theres enough matter in the universe to cause gravity to recompress the universe in a big crunch leading to an infinite cycle of being..theres is much we dont know , but lets bomb Iran just in case ..its not like Americas reputation will suffer ahahahah..
In the Uk The bank of england has cut interest rates by .25 of a percent In a clear signal to consumers and other borrowers to get into debt for christmass,
The cut was widely expected and has been celebrated by retailers across the country, some of whom did not say - Its great that the cost of borrowing has gone down , we love it when people borrow money and buy rubbish they dont need , especially at this time of year , Im sure jesus - peace be upoon his theoretical existence - would approve , the whole christmass experience is really a spiritual journey to the shops to buy uneccessary consumer goods made by asian economic slaves , from the pointless desruction of the planet. and isnt that what we all need at tthis ttime of year a shared sense of involvement in the rape of the planet , the opression of a billion chinese people , and the empty consumerism and greed of retail therapy I know I do..In a totally related story Jaqui smith the home secretary abnnounced a compromise deal on government plans to detain terror suspects for up to 42 days without charge after initail plans were opposed by backbenchers, she did not say -The police have informed me that even 42 days isnt enough time to beat confessions out of some people, so Instead of locking them up were just going to kill them, itll be cheaper at the end of the day and whose going to worry about a few less brown people any way..whats really important is that people continue to shop and the economy continues to grow, so we can afford the giant prisons announced by my dept yesterday, into which we can put all the humans not behaving the way we want them to ...thanks now the weather
The planets open for business and the shops are full of shit so why not pop out and consume some stuff you dont need at the expense of people so far away you dont have to give a fuk about them...have a nice weekend..